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When he's not doing profound quotes.

"By their fruitcakes ye shall know them." --Jesus (Hernandez, my gardener)

I'm off for a couple of weeks in Christmastown (Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany). Y'all keep it between the guardrails, hear?

wow, sounds like y'all got a real nice third-world country there. Hope y'all can put together a neutral, professional civil service. Might could take a look at the Civil Service Reform Act of 1883 (as amended). Works OK for us.

Correct. Math don't care.

I guarantee you he wasn't comped by the owner

Grab 'em by the pussy, like your God, harry.

Biden basically said "I'm old, my career and life are at an end, and I'm President. I have the power get my only son off the hook, so he's off the hook. Don't like it? Fuck you." I'm just amused that the people screaming "tyranny!" were completely silent when Trump pardoned the Kushners.

Under the flat earth, I take it?

What's the big to-do? The pardon power is in the Constitution. Certainly Trump used it at the end of his first term to pardon Jared Kushner's entire family. And the "blanket pardon" part was brought to you by the Republicans in the person of Gerald Ford.

Nope, it's an attempt at con-speak. I'm not very good at it. Maybe if I hit myself in the head with a hammer a few dozen times. . .

I'll express-mail you a tube of butthurt cream. Oops. . . postal strike. Sorry.

I assume it's "the liberals," capital or small "L" that are doing this?

They're sneaky, y'know.

Not that you're a sexist or nothing, mind.

Aww, that's so cute! It's like listening to an eight-year-old in special class trying to be sarcastic.

Hmm. . . That's an idea! Lets have "Pretty Normal" washrooms and "Bat-Shit Crazy" washrooms!

Nah, y'all been about as good to the Jews as those Christ-killers have any right to expect.

Question. . . exactly what is this "deep state" MAGAhats are going on about? The reason I ask is because there's a fair number of 'em on this board.

You mean "back to" the days when a Texas judge, sentencing two good ol' boys who murdered two gay men, stated on the record that he was giving them the minimum sentence because "it wasn't like they had murdered a young mother." That what you're hankering to go back to?