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JOOZ!

Predicting it AFTER it happens is just stupid, so you did OK.

X-File? Biblio-File? Please, don't be a Pedo-File!

Leave it to Canadians to name their illicit sex practices after winter sports. Puck you, buddy.

They got treatments for that nowadays. Wrist supports and such.

Stone. Bricks and concrete turn to shit in a couple of decades.

Now, that's some good, clean fun there!

Yep, we use 'em to make the struts for our Sopwith Camels.

Oh, noes! Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"! Anything but that!

Independence Day is 4 July. You're welcome.

It's great stuff! The product of a careful, exacting traditional process of following dogs around with bottles in hand!

Do you even know what a "parade" is? Hint. . . usually nobody gets murdered, still less en masse (note spelling).

See, THAT's yer problem! No Natty Bo in Canaduh. Functional alcoholics have to pay full fare.

Nothing new. They looked stupid long before this latest kerfuffle. I take it your foolproof solution starts with "Sheeeit! All ya gotta do is. . .", n'est-ce pas?

They tried to send armoured drones, but they were too heavy to get air. . .

You're all property. Anyone who says different is selling something.

Gave rise to the first rueful "Man, you won't BELIEVE what I shagged last night!" story.

I presume they know what happens to queers in Palestine. Which is why they're in Ottawa.

Spot on. Northwest and the U Street corridor are what we used to call "yuppie" areas. . . predominantly White, professional, and well-off. Southeast, aka Anacostia, is predominantly Black and Brown, and poor. I imagine that for many DC Guardsmen, they've lived their entire lives in DC, and...

You should see a doctor about that. And quit sucking off Republicans.