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True, but. . . Palestine was not really a nation-state. It was a region with a bunch of petty satrapies in it. Kinda like Italy in the 1600s, only the food sucked (and does to this day).

OK, who shot Bob Marley?

Next month, I imagine the jobs report will forecast a thousand million billion zillion new jobs, eggs dropping to three cents a dozen, and thirty-cent-a-gallon gasoline!

Yet somehow you muster the iron discipline to bitch about them every. . . single. . . day.

I've heard people say "It's so easy to make a dog happy." Yep. And that's a good thing. For the dog.

As opposed to "Kick other guy in head."

Yeah. Your name wasn't on it.

No. . . taxes.

Well, in Eric's defense, he did not shoot the deputy. And yes, I could make a whole case out of that. Any barely-competent lawyer could, and "barely-competent lawyer" is pretty much my wheelhouse.

Which one?

1.0101010101 magic beans/smidgen.

Nothing is better than being a dog. No taxes.

Crack addict.

You leave Don's crack alone! Pervert.

Summarize for me. After all this suing, counter-suing, criminal and civil actions, has anybody been ordered to go to jail or pay money?

Why, the Don of Thyme, of course!

Merely the latest in a multi-millennium series of invasions. Who had the "original" right to Gaza, and who has it now?

Harry Balls. Now that's a name I ain't heard in ages! How's ol' Harry doing these days? I ran into a Butts and a Balls in service. Boy howdy, did they get a ration of shit. The worst was Ray Seaman. Everybody who saw him in uniform snickered at "Airman Seaman." I'm surprised he didn't run...

I would never support ending all fucking. That'd just be depressing.

Yes, we all know you are uniquely plugged-in and knowledgeable of every single aspect of the Israel-Gaza situation, with a telepathic understanding of the motives and thoughts of every single person there. And you won't hesitate to tell us DA TROOF. Appreciate the service.