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...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!! Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was... I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!! (Phew! That was better!) :)

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/woman-raises-dollar160000-for-homeless-man-who-helped-her/ar-BBFysXa A homeless Vet gave his last $20.00 to a stranded woman on the side of the highway for gas...and she has repaid him with a GoFundMe account. Nice story. I've always believed in Karma. The...

Just because you never rose to your full potential, doesn't mean it was because some man mentioned that he wish he could see you naked, or perhaps played a game of grab-ass. Get over yourself. Stop building yourself up by bringing down those who DID rise to their potential. But we ARE living...

I thought of a cool idea. A Phone App that sends a Handyman to your front door within an hour. He could change a high ceiling light bulb for a senior...assemble an Ikea product for you...take a look at that noisy fridge...paint...etc. You'd call the App something like 'JackHandy', and get...

This is a Celebrity generator. You enter your picture and it shows you what famous person you resemble. CelebsLike.Me I got Henry Kissinger! lol! :) This is me...

What a decade!... The music was positive. The movies were uplifting. Hell, even the porn was sweet. I get a bit wistful for that era. Today's social media is so sanctimonious, finger-pointy, with all of its revisionist guilt. It's almost becoming fashionable to portray oneself as a victim of...

You know...cheap and cheerful kind of stuff... For me? - A strong coffee and my shmokes. - A cold six pack for Friday night. - Chinese food fills the bill. - Joking around with and hugging my daughters. - Strumming my six string - This forum And you? :)

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Don't laugh ladies...you should see me fashion a giraffe! ;)

Part of the problem? Loblaws built these giant stores the length of football fields. A little old lady like my Mom who just needs milk and bread would say forget it, I ain't walking 2 miles just for that, and go somewhere else...and the seniors got lotsa money. The product line is great, but...

Ivanka Trump gives me global warming in my pants.

And you know what? He's right! https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/music/celebrity/gene-simmons-stands-by-controversial-comments-on-women-im-not-saying-life-is-fair/ar-BBEY23q?li=AAggFp5&ocid=mailsignout "Guys are jackasses — we will buy them (women) mansions and houses...all because of...

https://digest.bps.org.uk/2017/11/13/very-intelligent-people-make-less-effective-leaders-according-to-their-peers-and-subordinates/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BpsResearchDigest+%28BPS+Research+Digest%29 "but it’s possible leaders who stand intellectually apart...

In her resting position, with one paw over the other, she looks like Psy! :) 9bZkp7q19f0

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/celebrity/george-takei-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-former-model-in-1981/ar-BBEPxmo?li=AAggNb9&ocid=mailsignout Apparently Sulu played pocket-pool with a drunk aspiring model 36 years ago.

It's funny... You're own childhood seems to last forever, but when you have kids of your own their youth just flies by in the blink of an eye. Seems I remember just like last week bringing home the two newborns...and now they're sassy, techno-whizzy, wonderful little teenagers. I think once...

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/11/06/woman-who-gave-finger-to-trump-motorcade-gets-fired-from-job-says-id-do-it-again.html

Can't remember how many times as a youth i stumbled home tanked after a Saturday night party at 2 in the morning...only to turn the television on to CBC and watch this... gQAFJFGsTHQ Then I'd wake up hungover and watch Bob Ross... They say your childhood environment shapes your adult...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Called 'Chunky Soccer Mom' in Body-Shaming 'LA Times' Op-Ed Why isn't anybody allowed to tell the truth anymore? The writer of the Op-Ed piece was right. But the shiftless hypocrites of Twitter have just shamed him into apologizing. Our own Premier of Ontario looks like...

Environment Minister Catherine McKenna Calls Out Rebel Reporter For Using 'Climate Barbie' But apparently it's just fine and dandy for the bigot Minister to mock and dismiss those who don't quite believe that climate change is man-made. Add our bigot hairbag Governor General to the mix, and...