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Neil Young's voice sounds like an injured cat on helium.

I understand the vaccine can be gene altering. Trudeau should get triple vaxxed...he might just end up with a personality.

Of particular concenr is the donations fork the Ontario teacher's unions. They are in trouble for donating forks to the Teacher's Union??

I could survive without hearing another Neil Young song. His voice sounds like my Aunty on crack.

The hippies preached about love, peace and equality, then grew up and went to Wall Street and f*cked everybody over.

The problem, though? My daughter has an hour glass figure and only weighs about a buck 15. I'm thinking the manager of the store might prefer a heftier sales gal to deal with the plus size customers. We'll see...

My daughter is applying for a job at a 'Plus Size' clothing store today for women as a sales associate. I had a Big Box Store joke on the tip of my tongue, but I just couldn't. I save the racy stuff for this forum. ;)

I'm not worried about Gene altering vaccines. My name isn't Gene, so I'm safe.

And before you jump all over me for that statement, I lift boxes for a living. In other words, a 16 year old retarded girl with glaucoma could replace me at any given point. But you don't hear me complaining about vaccines like those truckers. I'm triple vaxxed.

I think we're all ignoring the elephant in the room. A retarded 16 year old kid with glaucoma could drive a truck. Maybe this convoy might want to think about that as these drivers can all be easily replaced.

Yo Mama... Is so fat, when she gets a headache she puts mayonnaise on the aspirin.

I wrote a beer commercial once, but never pitched it. Archeologists are shown digging up Indian Arrowheads. The camera zooms in on the arrowhead...a flashback in time...the camera zooms out and that arrowhead is actually a large stone-age guitar pick being played by a caveman guitarist and his...

I mentioned this before... The Gov't should just tell everyone that getting your vaccination will increase breast size in women, and lengthen men's penises. There would be a stampede to get the shots!

Hmm... I also heard the LCBO will be vax carding in Ontario soon, if not already.

"Can you show us a picture of your teeth to see if you should keep wearing a mask. Just asking." Actually taxme, I am Irish. I also smoke and drink coffee so let's just say i don't have the pearliest set of teeth. I tend to josh all groups equally. Of course if you isolate my posts, I can come...

The Brits and Irish all have bad teeth...you'd think they'd all want to continue wearing face masks.

I beg to differ. There was never an unwritten rule for an employer to take care of the employee, let alone their family. I'd say the workforce from 1945-1990ish was mainly a one career gig for the breadwinner of the family.

Back in the day there used to be an unwritten contract between an employee and the employer. I'll give you 30 odd years of service to the Company, and you take care of my family. But with the advent of Free / Global Trade a few decades ago, it all of a sudden became a race to the bottom...

No joke... There was a local BBQ outside of our resident Funeral Home...signs advertising it, etc. So I drive by the place with my brother and he says, "Should I order the Mama Burger or the Poppa Burger?" lol! I mean, the whole event was so wrong on so many levels.

Actually, it's more difficult to feed your family now during Covid, because everyone is drinking booze heavily and don't want to eat to ruin their buzz.