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Love how Kamala likes to hang with Beyonce...is endorsed by Springsteen and Taylor Swift...Michele Obama. Yup. Cavorting with celebrities worth hundreds of millions of dollars truly shows everyone how 'in touch' she really is with the common folks of the United States.

I call Trump. Mainly because of foreign policy. He is seen as the bigger hammer to terrorists.

I'm on 3 week injections.

Isn't Diddy worth half a $Billion? Of course anyone who ever met him is going to cry foul to get a piece of the pie. Reminds me of the old line though. 'You can take the kid out of the street, but you can't take the street out of the kid.'

Your wife when she said "I Do"?

Yeah. And the young gal at the Pharmacy checkout getting the morning-after pill meets the Church lady cashier who yells into the store microphone..."PRICE CHECK ON THE WHORE PILLS!!!"

Am I the only one who smells a Febreze commercial here?

Loved Bully and his Toronto talk show from back in the day. At the start of each show, he'd walk out and just talk to random audience members. He was a scream and was a very underrated comic in my opinion. RIP Mike!

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I really did have the Christ Complex Delusion there for a while. The way I rationalized it? Well, the whole world is so fucked up right now...it kinda makes sense that the Second Coming would return as a shit joke artist like myself. Not that far-fetched at all. The Leader of Ukraine was a...

I asked a passerby on the street. "Where would you go if you thought the whole world wanted you dead?" He replied.... "I'd got to a Church". So I drove to my nearest Church and turned the car radio on. I listened to it for 5 hours and burnt the car battery...had to call Bro for a boost. The...

And how come in Porn, both lesbians are 'hot'. But in real life, one is okay-looking, but the other one always looks like Bruno Gerussi.

Two women on the Psyche Ward floor thought they were Jesus. A patient I had befriended asked me if one of those two really was Christ, which one would I go to for guidance? I replied... "The one with the biggest boobs." :LOL:

Dyslexics of the World... UNTIE!!

That's right. I'm back from psychosis and taking no prisoners. ;)

So Trump buries Harris in their debate...Vance destroys Waltz in theirs....and the pipe-smoking Lefties go to bed dreaming of Oprah Winfrey's ass. By the way...if you ever 69'd Oprah, you'd need a snorkel and a safe word.

Smarmy- revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness. a tone of smarmy self-satisfaction New Yorker. 2. : of low sleazy taste or quality.

Or perhaps the ugly men just win the Mr. Congeniality ribbons.