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Well, after two years of farting around, they finally announced the new name of the Washington NFL franchise. The Commanders. Woo. Hoo.

Story Asked a perplexed Russian diplomat "Vot is 'feck aff yiz shitehawks?'"

His continual use of product on his combover was a clear violation of the Emollients Clause of the Constitution. The Fashion Police division of the DoJ is investigating.

"if you look at the statistics, African American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans" --Moscow Mitch McConnell

I can think of three off the top of my head. 1. Punishing Syria for using NBC weapons. 59 cruise missiles, lotsa boom, significant damage to an airbase, no 20-year commitment to a war where we had no business. This was very early in his term, and it raised my eyebrows. 2. Warp Speed - the...

According to worldometer, we have about 300 million Covid cases worldwide. That's about 4% of the world population. Same source, of resolved cases we have about 5 1/2 million deaths out of those 300 million. That's a little under 2%. Leaving aside all your (and my) political BS and...

Every measure to identify "communities of interest" in gerrymandering only opens up more opportunities for undemocratic deck-stacking (as well as being patronizing and bigoted). Start in the northeasternmost point in each state and computer-model X equal-population, geographically cohesive...

Republican heroes. . .

Well, DC is having its annual snow"storm" (about two inches (5 cm)), expecting around 4-6 total (10-15 cm). Watching my neighbors pathetically and futilely struggling to get their tactical SAVs up a gentle, well-paved incline reminds me that it's uncharitable to laugh at the misfortune of...

Oh dear. The Dow and the S&P 500 hit record highs today. So, fake news? Or will we suddenly decide that good stock market performance when Trump is in office is great, but when Biden's in office, it's BAD?

New Day’s Lyric May this be the day We come together. Mourning, we come to mend, Withered, we come to weather, Torn, we come to tend, Battered, we come to better. Tethered by this year of yearning, We are learning That though we weren’t ready for this, We have been readied by it. We steadily...

14-year-old girl killed by LAPD in store shooting is identified Kevin Rector, Brittny Mejia A 14-year-old girl killed by Los Angeles police when they opened fire on a suspect who was allegedly assaulting someone in a North Hollywood clothing store on Thursday has been identified as Valentina...

Real-life quidditch leagues to change Harry Potter sport’s name after author’s ‘anti-trans’ remarks Story Can you imagine the shockwaves rolling through the multi-billion dollar international professional quidditch industry?

The Grand Conspiraceeeee!

Well, now that the killer tornadoes have taken 70-some lives in Kentucky, I think the gol-dang Fedrul Gubmint should leave these fine people alone, and not come bustin' in with all their Fedrul mandates and Fedrul money!

A climber found a trove of gems in the Alps amid a 47-year-old plane wreck. He gets to keep half. By Jonathan Edwards The Air India passenger jet from Mumbai prepared to land in Geneva on Jan. 24, 1966, but never made it. The Boeing 707 crashed near the summit of Mont Blanc in the French Alps...

Omicron is now in Canada. Build the Wall! Build the Wall! Build the Wall!

Prominent white supremacists Richard Spencer, Jason Kessler and Christopher Cantwell and others engaged in a conspiracy to intimidate, harass or harm in advance of the deadly Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville in 2017, a jury has ruled. The jury did not reach a verdict on two federal...

Any thoughts? I'm betting on "legitimate citizen's arrest" and "self defense."