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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    And nuke the leftovers!
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    Meanwhile the RCMP are preparing an aerial defence. Mounties making use of Saskatchewan man's aerial vehicles - Saskatchewan - CBC News "We know how to deal with flying pigs!" a recent press release declared.
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    A good snort (no pun ever left unintended) is good all around!
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    Meanwhile, in Area Filthy One...
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    Personally, I have no idea why not. However, I was told (by generally reliable sources) that Big Sty Country is preparing to attack those provinces before they can develop new-clear sties of their own. "In a pigs's eye will we let that happen" the Minister of War for Big Sty was heard to shout.
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    And are bitter rivals.
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    Saskquatches have their own province - Saskquatchestan. Sasquatchestan - north of Big Sty Country!
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    More power to them, Roswell 'UFO' landing: CIA agent Chase Brandon speaks out on 65th anniversary | Mail Online
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    It an alien vibrator. Ufo Video From Turkey Shows Alien Occupants, Part 1. - YouTube Critters from Surrey are surreal!
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    Another example of lost time.
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    So far the aliens are peaceful; so far... One of these three is not like the others.
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    RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

    The RCMP are equal-opportunity employers. I am sure there are numerous aliens in red serge and stetsons. Who you gonna call!? Can you pick out the shape shifters?
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    "No Mermaids" Declares US Government

    The American government denies that mermaids exist. That is sheer effrontery! What's next? Will the Americans deny the existence of elves, faeries, trolls, angels, hidden people, devils, and leprechauns? I thought the US government stayed clear of controversy. BBC News - No evidence of...
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    Why Can't I Grow Radishes?

    My parents could grow radishes. My grandparents could grow radishes. I try to grow radishes. When I place the seeds in the ground, they germinate, grow into leafy sonsofbitches, but they don't have a radish root. Please help! Reward offered.
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    Global warming debunked

    I thought it was North by Northwest.
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    Global warming debunked

    That's what I was taught over a half-century ago. Mind you, all my instructors are dead. Seems this curvature-of-space thing is fatal to believers. Take care, Niflmir!
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    Global warming debunked

    Gravity is fake too! Try as I might, I cannot see the thin elastic bands pulling objects to the earth. I've even tried cutting them with my wife's sewing scissors; not a single brick or stone has floated to the ceiling. Yep, gravity science is fake! If gravity weren't fake, what's holding the...
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    Woman Sees Jesus in Shower

    Chyenna Richards Sees Jesus In Bathroom Mold (VIDEO) Are you convinced or a sceptic? Vote here!
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    countdown to doomsday

    It's just a tic.
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    countdown to doomsday

    205 days and counting. Tick, tick, tick, tick,...
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