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It's actually kind of amazing how little faith you have in the West, Canada, or conservatism. Your assumption that the EEE-vil Muzzies and their progressive dupes will ultimately win is kinda sad.

I actually kinda like my depraved men to be helpless and irresponsible. They do less damage that way.

"God favors the side with the biggest battalions." --Napoleon Buonaparte

We should whip up a few. Sell 'em at the next big petroleum industry gathering. We'd make a killing!

Nothing like a 40-ounce (none o' your Communist metric measures, boy!) bottle of Freedom Juice on the hallowed historical day of June 14! And no recycling. That's SOSHULIST!

Okey-dokey!

What is it about a 70-ton machine of death and destruction that says "family" to you? I surely do hope Hair Furor's tragic bonespur disability doesn't keep him from attending (again).

Yep. I sang "Okie from Muscogee" at a karaoke in Kuroki. Say THAT five times fast. . .

Most of the cost will be borne by the District of Columbia. Cuz Trump's so popular there.

Poor bastards. Well, they volunteered.

Or maybe that's "seventy-six bombs thrown. . ." Well, it's time for the big parade to celebrate the Dear Leader's Birfday! The way they got this one set up, you need a permit to be on the public streets of the Nayshun's Capidull. Apparently they're terribly worried that somebody might hurt...

Karaoke.

Muskokie.

Nah, I let the Army do their thing, poor guys. Weather's calling for thunderstorms.

Very clever. For you.

Pretty much. I don't do parades. Gave up on that shit after I was in 'em for a few years.

You realize you're talking to Canadians, right? They aren't doing anything in the ME. This particular ass-kicking is brought to you by Israel, with the capable backing, arming, and financing of the good ol' USA.

It'll be a day of performative fuckwittery like no other!

Devil's got some cool tunes. Beats hell outta listening to drunk assholes belt out Christmas carols.

Or "The vacuum sucks less."