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The Naked Politician! copyright 2016 - Murphy Introduction to Nude Politics in Canada – A précis for Professor Murphy’s Cdn history class (Master’s thesis to Murphy’s committee by EOS). WARNING!! This story contains references to naked politicians! The young, sensitive individuals, or...

Canadian Tire's Unknown History copyright 2007 - Murphy Canadian Tire has been a tradition in our country since 1922. Many people don't know the true story of how it started however. Canadian Tire wasn't always Canadian. In fact, it's a Cinderella story of old Russian, Romanian and German...

A tongue twisting tale of Wide Waldo Wiggins. wamp mouse Wide Waldo Wiggins copyright 2016 by Murphy Wide Waldo Wiggins Was as wide as a house Or wider perhaps Than the widest wamp mouse That measured, if measured As wide as a wall As fat as a Moo Deer...

Which Wine Should I Serve with Dinner? copyright 2016 - Murphy, for the International Wine Journal When I'm serving venison, I always deliver it with a few bottles of wine. It's part of a rich hunting tradition. Or maybe not. I think that years ago, before the cooking shows on television, the...

Salmonella My Heart ...and other musings, as you ponder that new restaurant in the mall (It usually starts like this) It smells like salmonella But I'm not a medical fella So I will not tell you Please don't eat the fish! The beef is lookin' pinky And the chicken's kind of stinky So, if later...

Has anyone used this service? Not really that much on the Interwebs about them WRT fees. Comments? Rotisseries? Ghorbanifars?

The presentations are coming up April 3rd. Will you be watching? Do you care? I get the impression few people, even many of the industry folks, care about them. This is what I sent to CBC and the Juno people. --- letter and email: The public doesn't seem to care about the Junos. It’s...

Naked, drinkin' wine R U Feelin' Groovy? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWBvcJAXwu4 Last summer, me and Ma was sittin'on the back deck, enjoyin' the night air. We had the local radio station playin' in the background. The music was normally good, but that night, well, it plain sucked. The DJ...

Hi everyone, I’m Jimmie Jump, quasi-rock legend, guitar player, and part-time, semi political, earth activist. I’m kind of a laid back guy. I wear flip flops. Keep my hair in a pony tail. Don’t bother with underwear. I like the odd beer. I'm naked a lot. Are you listening to AM radio? Wow, you...

Previously aired October 2014. "As It Happened", from our CBC Vancouver studio. No one remembered because of the nasty business with Ghomeshi. --- Murphy: Welcome to "As It Happened" Miss Simmons. You've been practicing - I believe that you call it "Clavicle Art" - on people here on the BC...

ENVIRONMENTAL BULLETIN! World scientists have officially changed Ottawa's climate designation from 'humid continental' to 'semi-arid'. Climatologists have observed a severe atmospheric transformation in the region since 1867. Dr. Alvin Seville of Environment Canada blamed a huge...

Here are some stories we’re working on... Senator Duffy Blames Ottawa Walmart for Rupture "People of weight cannot try shoes on safely in any of their stores." Rona Ambrose Finds Hair in her Sammich in the Parliament House Cafeteria "Justin's hair is falling out!" she declares...

You may not like country music, but I don’t know of too many people that do not like Willie Nelson. He’ll try anything, and he usually succeeds. Not to be outdone, Eric Clapton does a pretty mean interpretation of it too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFhGhJslkr4 Willie and Waylon team up for...

Time now for The Nature of Stuff, with Davis Suzuki Good evening. The world continues to ignore my warnings about global warming and the bad stuff that will happen to us or our biosphere. But that’s okay because I have been paid large sums of money by the CBC over the years, which...

It’s time now for Back Porch Commentary, published every week for The Nugget media group. Brought to you by your local Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and squishy! It's never cold and hard! Yee haw! --- No One asked...

The Nugget Community News Access for all is a cornerstone of The Nugget's founder, J. Suggs Biffy. It has guided our editorial policy since 1891. In keeping with 'One community, many voices', this week's guest columnist is Stumpville resident, Cletus Tenderloin. I Hate Ice Cream! I...

How we can save journalism in Canada: Rein in the CBC How we can save journalism in Canada: Rein in the CBC | Financial Post Please read the article. One of my dreams is to see the day when the CBC is sold to the private sector. 1. The talented people at CBC will not suffer from the sale...

George Martin’s Passing I was feeling down when I first heard that George Martin had died, but I’m better now. Let me tell you why. He was most famous for his work with the Beatles, but Sir George was also a talented musician, arranger, writer, businessman and more. He enjoyed a long and...

I am very, very happy to remind everyone of the United Nations resolution, passed on February 29th, 1934, and held up by the International Court of Liberty at the Hague in 1949. It stated, in part, that March 1st shall henceforth be known as International Birthday Day. A day that all...