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Hi folks. J. Suggs Biffy IV here, owner and publisher of the Stumpville Nugget. I got this letter in the mail today. I thought you might like to see it. Dear Mr. Biffy, I'm writin' the paper because of the rang-dang-doo over to the high school last Monday. I ain't seen a protest in years...

This is for all them Perennials, aka the Generation Why people. Be creative! You write that blog and chastise the man...whatever a blog is, and give it your all. Just remember that you'll be as corrupt as they are, once you reach your teens (or early twenties for the slow ones). And while...

The Dead Dems New Deal Hi folks, Franklin Carter of Carter's Fir and Funerary Farm, here to offer you a crazy Christmas deal! We must have drank too much of granddaddy's moonshine, because, here we go again! My Sales Manager, Judah Ben Buddha, has been sweatin' his circumcised dangly bits...

Old movies. New music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

You probably remember her from the Brady Bunch. Barry Williams will be heartbroken. I'll let you Google that, um, story. Here's the story from USA Today. Florence Henderson, 'The Brady Bunch' mom, dies at 82 Barry Williams

Santa’s Secret Life - - A Nearly Christmas Tory copyright 2003 – Murphy The story is simple. I was hanging out with the Fat Fan and his main squeeze at Casa del Santa in Monaco one hot August weekend, when the bet was made. "Hey Murph! Put down the machine gun and listen up...

your texting thumbs a blur, as you msg your other friends camped out at stores or malls around the country. This is just as much for the Canadians as it is for the Americans. Storp the mād-ness! I did most of my shopping online. No lines. Good prices.Superdy-duper fast delivery! My damn...

Radio Roma presents, Father Mo at the Nudist Resort copyright 2016, Murphy The name is Mo Murphy, Father Mo Murphy, priest for hire. No case is too difficult. Nothing is turned down. I'm the intersessionist's intersessionist. Oh, and Mo is short for Patrick. I was standing by the bay window...

or, Mr. Bojangles. This is Jim Stafford's version of a song that was covered by many artists. Personally, I think it is the best of the bunch. If you are easily moved, Jim's narration part way through will bring a tear to you eyes. Have some Kleenex handy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjEQEUkRAQU

This week on Weird, Wild, and Whimsical we'll be traveling to Russia to speak with Gennady Tupolev, a 51 year old farmer who claims he's eaten 7,214 Muslims since he was 18. Then it's over to Montreal, Canada where we'll "lie with cheese". Rene McTavish is a retired dairy farmer from the...

Meanwhile, in the middle of the night, he realized that it was dawn somewhere. And later than that at some other somewhere. He stood with his back to the cold, biting wind but oddly, felt no teeth. He imagined that he could feel a strange heat, like the heat of a typical Hawaiian day, only...

I thought you might like to see what some friends are doing in Dallas. They've combined a cult movie with a news show and came up with... Meat the Press Apparently, the contestants are members of the news media. They are dropped off in rural Texas and, if they survive, are allowed to go...

I am reminded of Bing Crosby's White Christmas, soul cakes and Group Captain Norm Irwin, who never spoke to me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pZkNsVx9IA et vous?

I wasn't sure where this belonged. I wrote this 11 years ago and have recited it periodically, as I did today. from 11 Nov 2005 Disaster The clerisy debated peace While men of common class relied On swords and pikes in angry hands And reason sat alone. Denied. The keck and stench of the...

Gramps copyright 2007 - murphy It's hard to believe that thirty years have gone by since the last time I talked to Gramps. I live on his old farm now, carrying on what he started almost one hundred years ago. I still miss him and grandma very much. I’m reminded of them every time I stare out...

Isn't this adorable? It says, Deer presitent Trump, I love you. I want a doll for on Santa day. Didi I think this is what she'll get. Could be a hot seller at Christmas! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug20llEJpvY or this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VlEvkKWJ54

This is Fox. Apparently, it was the voter's fault for not talking to pollsters, or worse, lying to them. Shame on you US citizens for lying, or not sharing what you think, or not telling pollsters how you voted! It's all your fault! How Did Polls & Experts Get the 2016 Election So Wrong...

I watched her performance during CBC's US election coverage last night. She was the first gloom and doom messenger I saw. Who is she? Why was she chosen to cover the US election? What is her claim to fame? She was genuinely embarrassing to watch. David Frum was sitting beside her and looked...

He's a well meaning goof. He's still employed and everything, but he seems to be on edge about the Donald getting the same security briefings as the Prez. It seemed to worry him. He interrupted Dana Bash twice saying the same thing. My wife said maybe he's senile, but I seriously doubt that...

Just a quick glance at Euro and other world markets. All seems to be up in reaction to tomorrow's US election. The NYSE and TSE are also up.