I had a bad nightmare last night.
I dreamed I had died, and when I got to the pearly gates, I was told that to go in,
I had to go back to earth and attend a Céline Dion concert!!.................................
Wife and I just came back a few days ago from visiting family on Toronto, a few hundred yards north of lake Ontario.
She gets up this morning with a sore throat and short of breath.
I tell her it's just a cold, because it was damn cold in Toronto.
a lot colder than 500 miles north where we...