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  1. DurkaDurka

    K-Mark shenanigans

    If I had enough time on my hands I would probably do something similar to Walmart. Maybe we can convince Doc to do a couple of these 8-) http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif
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    Taco in a bag

    I imagine someone has fallen for it out there.... you just have to be zen like with your tool, not revealing it until the prey has entered your territory.
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    Taco in a bag

    that reminds of the hide the penis in the popcorn bag trick and getting your date to take a big handful of the surprise. lol
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    DocDred, you're Fired!

    Dear Dr.Dred This thread is to inform you that you have been fired from your duties as Goat Brothel-Cabana Boy. The reason for your termination is as follows: Gross Violation of employees Theft of Intellectual Property ie: theft of Durka's Lonely Goat Planet Guide. Harassment of customers...
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    Taco in a bag

    mmm... tacos. I might replace the beef in the recipe for Cornish Hens
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    Soldiers wish politicians would embed with them

    I think that would be a great idea; have politicians embed with troops in war zones, they can see first hand how their progress is coming along... http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/09/10/iraq.soldiers/index.html Soldiers wish politicians would embed with them...
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    Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

    Only in Japan... http://inventorspot.com/articles/cannibal_banquet_pushes_limits_d_6619 Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet by Steve Levenstein, September 04, 2007 Shouldn't there be an apple in her mouth? Just...
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    Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

    Damn reptilians! http://weirdworldstuff.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-wackiest-conspiracy-theories.html Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of...
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    my new game... Bioshock

    Here is my new addiction; the game is called Bioshock. This game is a first person shooter with RPG elements and it has some very unique features not usually seen in this sort of game. Besides the guns, which there is plenty of, you can inject your self with Plasmids which allow you to harness...
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    Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse

    Hell hath no fury like a woman setting your package on fire http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2007/08/22/016.html Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse By David Nowak Staff Writer A woman in southeastern Moscow...
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    Man robs store with Vibrator.

    I bet this guys girlfriend isn't too pleased with him. "Honey... where is my plastic tower of pleasure? Sorry babe, I used it as a concealed weapon while robbing a convenience store." http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2152787,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront Robber jailed for...
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    Meat Drinks

    That's more of a stew, Eh1eh. :?:
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    Meat Drinks

    lol. That would probably be lethal.
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    Meat Drinks

    Would you care for a ground beef- milkshake ma'am? 8-)
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    Meat Drinks

    I have had Caesars with pepperoni sticks before, which was alright. A beef rib in a Caesar would be decadent though. I think I am going to invent some drink that will have a slab of prime rib in it.... prime rib moosehead...mmmm
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    Meat Drinks

    Combining my two favourite things in life... booze and meat.:occasion5: http://www.onmylist.com/category/food_drink/Meat_Drinks_1 Introduction Drinks are good. Meat is good. Combining meat and drinks together? Now that's just rad as hell! Know any other good meat oriented drinks...
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    Turn a flashlight into a handheld burning laser

    I think I might consider building one of these, I have about 5-6 cd/dvd roms I could dismantle to facilitate building one. Video instructions@URL http://lifehacker.com/software/diy/turn-a-flashlight-into-a-handheld-burning-laser-287252.php Turn a flashlight into a handheld burning laser...
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    Fred Phelps at it again...

    Apparently homosexuals are the cause of the bridge collapse recently in Minnesota, according to Fred. This guy amazes me, he attributes just about any tragedy in the US to homosexuals... I think he should be sent to Gitmo for a decade or two...
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    Health Care System fails impatient- Transgendered man, man cuts his package off.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007360723,00.html Builder loses nuts and bolts By JAMIE PYATT August 09, 2007 BUILDING boss Howard Shelley carried out the ultimate DIY...
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    Cat House

    Pretty clean place considering there is 130 cats living in it. http://englishrussia.com/?p=1199