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    Study examines best way for aliens to contact Earth

    I had one as a bipolar, multisexual, self slaking alien lover. Who put the bot in the bot she bot? It was a hoot watching him/her change from Conservative wild thing to quasi-religious Liberal self flaggellator and finally into hot Newish Democratical sexual labour enforcer! The whip knows...
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    Study examines best way for aliens to contact Earth

    Save myself? Save myself from what?
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    Study examines best way for aliens to contact Earth

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkQAOfcPM0
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    UN's International Birthday Day

    I am very, very happy to remind everyone of the United Nations resolution, passed on February 29th, 1934, and held up by the International Court of Liberty at the Hague in 1949. It stated, in part, that March 1st shall henceforth be known as International Birthday Day. A day that all...
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    Huntin' for Extraterrestrials - Canada

    Huntin' for Extraterrestrials - Part One copyright 2006 – Murphy Every week, I give local history talks at the Legion in Seemyville. It's well attended. Since it's a big hit there, I thought I would share a story with my Internets friends. Ha! Internet friends... There are eight (8)...
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    New Book - Offbeat Outdoor Tales

    is released today as a Kindle ebook. La merde aux yeux! US - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JP0C7QQ Canada - http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00JP0C7QQ Elsewhere - search your local amazon - Offbeat Outdoor Tales Offbeat Outdoor Tales Stephen Redgwell is best known for his books on Lee...
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    The Junos

    It’s time now for Two Minutes with Lex Murphy, published every week in your hometown Nugget newspaper. Sponsored by the Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and squishy! It's never cold and hard! Yee haw! The Junos It’s just sad...
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    Two Minutes with Lex Murphy: Politicians and Money

    Two Minutes with Lex Murphy - Politicians and Money It’s time now for Two Minutes with Lex Murphy, published every week in your hometown Nugget newspaper. Sponsored by the Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and...
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    Dark Lord of the Polvere Nera (Black Powder)

    Dark Lord of the Polvere Nera Copyright 2012 - Murphy For more than 150 years, Sabrero, Necromancer and Dark Lord of the Polvere Nera controlled the earth. He gave man the magical grains that fueled so much discontent. As its spell over the world grew, mysterious vials of the ‘black...
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    The Way you Look Tonight

    A musical interlude. Soft and soothing. They're often talked about, and their music played, but rarely seen. Here's the team that wrote the Oscar winning, best original song of 1936. Jerome Kern and Dorothy Fields. From 2004. Talented young musicians! Bubbles sings a classic! LOVELY...
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    Earth Day 2013

    :lol: Thanks to all! --- From the Nugget newspaper: Lights on for Love! Tonight at 8:00 PM, Lights on for Love, in cooperation with FreeSex INk and Barney's Pizza will be hosting Lights on for Love! A wild evening of hot sex and electrical wastage. Turn on your vybrators, massage...
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    The Two Justins: A young boy and an older one that should know better

    It’s time now for Two Minutes with Lex Murphy, published every week in your hometown Nugget newspaper. Sponsored by the Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and squishy! It's never cold and hard! Yee haw! --- Two Minutes with Lex Murphy...
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    Ritchie Havens is dead

    From the Associated Press: NEW YORK (AP) - Richie Havens, who sang and strummed for a sea of people at Woodstock, has died of a heart attack Monday, his family said in a statement. He was 72. Havens, a folk singer and guitarist, was the first performer at the three-day 1969 Woodstock...
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    Did you sit through the Junos? Impressions?

    Michael Buble as host was fine.The KD Lang lifetime achievement award was nice. I liked the Bieber slam. I was surprised that they did not mention Rita MacNeil except for the very end. KD lang did mention Stompin' Tom's passing, but other than that, nothing. Some random notes. They aren't...
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    After a year, the gun registry is still dead

    It’s time now for Two Minutes with Lex Murphy, published every week in your hometown Nugget newspaper. Sponsored by the Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and squishy! It's never cold and hard! Yee haw! --- Lex is on holiday this...
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    Stompin' Tom will not be honoured during the Junos

    This was a CBC report. Nothing on the website about it yet. The gist of it was that, at the request of the family, the Juno Awards show will not honour Stompin' Tom or his accomplishments. CBC said that since he returned his six Junos in 1978, there was never a reconciliation between him and...
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    Are you from Ontario?

    Hey, Remember Bobby Gimby? No? Well it doesn't matter anyway. Why would he be in a thread about Ontario? Huh? Eh? Besides, he was born in Saskatchewan. Hey, here he is now! Bobbers! P.S. Bobby and the picture have nothing to do with our next guest. He was originally born overseas, but...
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    Les Junos

    It’s time now for Two Minutes with Lex Murphy, published every week in your hometown Nugget newspaper. Sponsored by the Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and squishy! It's never cold and hard! Yee haw! --- Two Minutes with Lex...