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    Boss Nova, Staying Alive and Footloose Remixes

    This should actually be titled, Video Editors: The unsung heroes of Television and Movies Fred and Ginger dancing. Elvis singing,'Bossa Nova Baby'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILbvtB_0pKk Old movie clips set to (ugh) the Bee Gees singing, 'Staying alive'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz3CPzdCDws...
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    Ontario! et les bonnes temps du Canada!

    Give us a place to stand! Please! www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_8rg0DQuWs And one for the rest. Google a little Canuckian history. Bobby Gimby. CA-NA-DA! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4LZB5oarA
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    Tales from Parliament Hill

    Tales from Parliament Hill Is there a time portal in the basement of one of the Parliament buildings in Ottawa? Do the politicians of old travel back and forth between the world of the living and the dead? Or is it just the Senate Chamber? Do dairy cattle graze after hours in the Library of...
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    More of Murphy's Medicine of the Mind

    You're listening to Hat Radio! Sponsored this week by the Oil Breeders of Alberta and two elderly white entrepreneurs, formerly of "Two Men and a Mule" movers. We're radio, from high atop Mt. Skunky, overlooking the Trans Canada highway and downtown Medicine Hat. You're listening to Hat...
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    Murphy's Medicine for the Mind

    1. According to the Canadian Research Institute, geologic faults aren't faults at all. They are perfectly normal. So, the experts say, if faults are normal, then they are not really faults. It's just geologists showing off their education, calling 'cracks' by fancier name. Which begs the...
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    The Bog (The Sh!tter. You know...)

    The Bog copyright 2008, Murphy Verily, there is nothing finer than an unhurried, unscheduled movement, free from work, children, or the call of my wife, wondering what I'm doing. A real man puts up his hunting latrine outside, downwind from the trailer or cabin where he sleeps, but in...
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    Bone chilling speech about threat of Islam in Europe

    Chilling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjpcp4gESsU
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    ENVIRON-MENTAL BULLETIN! Understanding Oil

    ENVIRON-MENTAL BULLETIN! Understanding Oil The world’s oil reserves are complex blend of slippery and flammable substances. Oil affects the earth in so many ways. For example, it keeps water and other things apart from each other. Oil lubricates the earth’s surface and submersed land...
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    Not another Brexit thread - Freddie Mercury

    If Freddie was still with us, would he be Sir Freddie of Mercury (and Mars)? Would he have been made ambassador of Lower Turzurkistanbulnasia? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivbO3s1udic Would he have several lines of fabulously fab clothes available from his official pastel website on the Interwebs...
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    I think I've soiled myself

    Brexit has Prince Phillip upset. "Could you hurry up with the speech, dear. I think I've soiled myself."
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    It's a beautiful glass

    This will bring a tear to your eye. www.facebook.com/Upworthy/videos/1292165294157659/
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    Remember when life was simpler and women knew their place?

    Here's our Miss Prissy who knows that good, old fashioned housework and dressmaking will keep you thin and attractive. Oh, and a cold bottle of Coke never hurts! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTDbpxT8ZI Of course, Coke isn't the only refreshing, sensible cold drink. What about Pepsi? Pay...
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    Five Dollar Bill

    Five Dollar Bill A national broadcasting corporation of long standing presents another in the series of "Half Written Stories", composed by Canadians with little or no talent or education. It is part of our commitment to use taxpayer's money in new and unique ways. From our Toronto studio, nous...
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    Poodles "Thing"

    This story is fiction. I found it while cleaning out old computer files. Goodness knows, nothing like this could ever happen in real life. I was never overseas. I was never in the military, and never shot a rifle. :) That said, you'll just have to trust that I know what I'm talking about.:)...
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    Little Willy

    This is a tongue constrictor. You gotta say it fast without making a mistake. Little Willy was silly, unlike his brother Billy. But, Billy was brusque while Willy was winsome. Their mother would blather but their father wouldn't bother. "Better to be bested than bother to be bitter. Better...
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    Why we love older people - Saskatchewan Dynamite

    Saskatchewan Dynamite Copyright 2006 - Murphy Last fall, I needed a box of dynamite to blast out some tree stumps at the farm. I wanted to be finished before the weather turned too cold and huntin’ season started. I figured on using good, old fashioned sticks, but my buddy Riley said no...
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    Slaw!

    Slaw! Hey, I know you've been asked this before. Are you payin’ too much for cole slaw or cabbage by-products? Yeah, you probably are. But don't give up on tasty, dressing soaked green vegetables just yet! Come on down to Kerry’s Slaw Palace for a heapin’ helpin’ of your...
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    Imagine not having the Internets!

    It’s time now for Back Porch Commentary, brought to you by your local Country Lard Store, where 'Fat is fine, anytime!' Country Lard! Country Lard! It's always soft and squishy! It's never cold and hard! Yee haw! ----- Imagine Not Having the Internets! Copyright 2007 - Murphy...
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    Have you filled out your census form?

    I received mine last night. The long form. Now, I suppose if one believes in conspiracy theories, or feels that there are secret, Cabinet approved government programs that spy on Canadians, filling out the census might appear silly. After all, the government would know more about you than you...
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    The sillliness of the food network

    Chef Bill, you've been chopped... But, we haven't even started cooking yet! Nevertheless Chef Bill, you've been chopped. How the **** can you chop me before we've even started? Sorry Chef Bill, you've been chopped. --- Yes, it's nice to see well prepared food and (sometimes) watch the...