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Woke up this morning and I grabbed myself a beer The future is uncertain and the end is always near - James Morrison

I had a gweat Chwismas.

Woohoo! The workday just got shorter.

Or RoboCop

Just tazer the guy and the woman or pepper spray everyone in an enclosed space.

Cooties19

Pay attention! A digital persona worth a few hundred.

Don't fart in the suit.

As someone said "and risk another whack being a fatal blow"...

2 weeks to flatten the curve.

Kinky are ya?

Tell Alexa to masturbate.

Just means they will farm out their in-house design and prototyping cutting costs.

Media eh?

You like Oaklahomo

I'm out on the coast. Want to go golfing? Bring a bucket of average Airdrie size hail to the driving range.

The Pine Lake tornado was a deadly tornado in central Alberta which occurred on Friday, July 14, 2000, and struck a campground and a trailer park. Twelve people were killed, making it the first deadly tornado in Canada since 1987, when an F4 tornado killed 27 people in Edmonton, Alberta and...

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/news/article/this-day-in-weather-history-september-7-1991-calgarys-tennis-ball

Right! Where the terrorist tornadoes, killer hail, blizzards and mosquitoes rock.

It's always nuts on I80 in winter. It's where SK March/April blizzards come from.