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  1. 55Mercury

    Exactly What is "Woke?"

  2. 55Mercury

    I miss the penny...

    I miss the ha'penny hape-knee
  3. 55Mercury

    Alec Baldwin fired shot that killed one, wounded another on film set

    if they make it too much like watching paint dry, no one's gonna pay to see the show!
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    It's Climate Change I tell'ya!! IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!

    of course those new "peaks" couldn't possibly have anything to do with us importing over a thousand people a day for the last few years.... naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh will someone please... think of The Science!
  5. 55Mercury

    The City That Rhymes With Fun.

    only to The Donald!
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    The City That Rhymes With Fun.

    geez it's not his fault the place smells like it sounds :?P
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    Official portrait of the King for public buildings is revealed

    is Chuck the Turd's photo also approved for public restrooms and other various scat improv exhibits and galleries? inquiring minds need to know!
  8. 55Mercury

    Footage shows undercover London police catching watch thieves

    you mean they don't just let them steal there yet? that was just annoying to try and watch. got anything in broad daylight?
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    The King to follow Princess of Wales in hospital for surgery

    was the sex change operation a success? there's an opening for the world's first trans monarch monarch margarine is gearing up for its trans fats are noble campaign
  10. 55Mercury

    Space Thread

    there's a whole lot more fear to be had from a world full of pissed off people than some future imagined demon like globull worming(sic)(ikr?)
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    Space Thread

    of course the hyperbole was all mine ;?)
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    Space Thread

    a little perspective.. 2 decades ago Y2K hysteria was the doomsday greatest threat ever known to man's survival.
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    It's Climate Change I tell'ya!! IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE!!

    a CBDC with a built-in ICFT... that should keep the alphabetties happy.
  14. 55Mercury

    Which is better?

    and better hos
  15. 55Mercury

    Atheists rise up!

    rejoice that Mr. T is not Gawd! or He'd be rainin' on all y'all's parades! :?D
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    Science & Environment

    lol that's cute, spammy, formerly known as spermy! I wonder if she can do the 60s Star Trek intro with her olfactory theremin. Could be a funny comedy skit scene with a snot-coloured bungee string she stretches and shrinks back to her nose like a trombone slide while her theremin snout belts...
  17. 55Mercury

    Royal Navy's HMS Diamond shoots down Houthi drones over Red Sea

    shouldn't all this be in the How to Win a War thread? minus the bit about Joe Burden lol
  18. 55Mercury

    Joe Biden

    some of my best friends are viggers
  19. 55Mercury

    deaths

    let me guess... religious symbol? it was an incorrect spelling of dear leader Xi?
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    deaths

    so then 'formerly known as' is a lie, cuz it's still current. I suppose it should be expected from the fake-news-legacy media.