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Today they'll be voting for party candidates in 13 states. In each party, there's about 2500 delegates, so you need about 1250. A mite over 600 Republican delegates are up for grabs today, and about 880 Democrats. So it's a big day. I do promise it'll be ugly and silly.

So, how were the tacos, Boomster?

Nitrous oxide? I thought that was supposed to make people giggly and cheerful, not surly and hard-done-by. Maybe the cloud didn't get out to Bolton.

After you weed through the crap, basically Obama promised the government will do little or nothing for the next year. The Republicans agreed. Finally, I policy I can get behind!

Why don't you just assume they were and get on with your racist rant?

Ironically, Harlan Sanders was a virulent racist. That the company he founded is wildly popular with black people is one of life's little amusements.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with fried chicken is a good guy with fried chicken. Or a butcher knife. Butcher knife works too.

You're talking about Muhammad, right?

The one who touched the elephant's cock just said "Wow!"

I'll save you a place by the fire.

The difference with science is that it corrects itself. Religion does not, and cannot.

Is FedEx?

No, she lacks the primary virtue of a blow-up doll. The inability to talk about her feelings.

University yoga class canceled because of ‘oppression, cultural genocide’ By Justin Wm. Moyer November 23 In studios across the nation, as many as 20 million Americans practice yoga every day. Few worry that their downward dogs or warrior poses disrespect other cultures. But yoga comes from...

5 people shot near Black Lives Matter protest in Minneapolis, cops searching for 3 white male suspects By Michael E. Miller November 24 Simmering racial tensions boiled over yet again on Monday when a small group of white men allegedly shot five people who had been protesting the recent...

Turkey downs Russian military aircraft near Syria’s border By Hugh Naylor, Andrew Roth and Daniela Deane November 24 BEIRUT — Turkish military aircraft shot down a Russian jet Tuesday after Turkey says it violated its airspace near the border with Syria, a major escalation in the Syrian...

Well, that explains a lot.

Royal Kona. Capresso espresso maker. Applejack. Not really. Why not? Sometimes. All of 'em. Royal Kona espresso. I thought we covered this.

Now here's an interesting one for Real Americans and Old Stock Canadians. . . Should people on the terrorist watch list in the U.S. be forbidden to buy guns? Or should young American citizens who've come to the attention of the FBI through their "radicalizing" activities, though not (yet)...

Jooooooz!