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The Republicans take aim at academic excellence By George F. Will Opinion writer November 8 at 7:31 PM Such is the federal government’s sprawl, and its power to establish new governing precedents, mere Washington twitches can jeopardize venerable principles and institutions. This...

If I was the mayor or police chief of an NFL city, I would ask for volunteer cops, black and white, to go out and kneel with the NFL players and say "Yes, there are problems. We know there are problems. Let's work on them together." And I'd talk to the owner and say "Hey, let's put together a...

By Alex Horton November 3 at 12:12 PM FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who in 2009 walked off a U.S. military outpost in eastern Afghanistan and spent the next five years in enemy captivity, was sentenced Friday to a dishonorable discharge from the Army but will avoid prison...

Samantha Eubanks was taking care of six children in her Dearborn, Mich., home one morning in late September when she heard a noise upstairs. Her 3-year-old son, she discovered, had found one of her husband’s handguns. The toddler pulled the trigger, shooting two other 3-year-old children —...

Hey, WU! Looks like Oregon's working on creating your Utopia! Starting with teens, of course...

The cops got another Muzzie terrist after he shot three people in a Colorado WalMart.

President Drunkuncle tweeted that the accused in the New York bike path mass murder should get the death penalty. Having done everything he could to save the accused from execution, and possible even from conviction, the President then turned to other issues.

A former student at the University of Hartford has been charged with criminal mischief and breach of peace after bragging online about contaminating her roommate’s belongings with bodily fluids, including rubbing dirty tampons on her backpack and putting her toothbrush “places where the sun...

Trump’s tweets come back to bite him in court again, this time in transgender military case By Derek Hawkins October 31 Once again, President Trump’s bluster, in this case his tweets, has come back to bite him in court. On Monday, a federal judge in Washington...

General Kelly has spoken out on the Civil War. Here are his comments, annotated. Well, except for that whole "treason" thing. It was? Near as I can tell, the definition of treason has been in the Constitution since 1787. So, if we'd let 'em keep, say, half of their slaves, everything woulda...

Amateur. Poseur. Come back when you GROW your own beans.

Cafe 220 Grad, Salzburg. Best cup of coffee in the world.

I'm thinking Samuel L. Jackson. I mean, the President is mostly a front man anyhow. The real work is done by staff. And Samuel L. might not be the best at consoling hurricane victims and soldiers' widows, but when there's a threat to be delivered, he's your man! Plus, a series of...

CANADA IS PREPARING FOR WAR AGAINST MAGALAND Canadian-born curler Erin McInrue Savage understands her sport isn’t the most popular of athletic endeavors in the United States. But she doesn’t think she should have to make the case that curling is a sport at all. Yet that’s what Savage, a...

Constantly on about how MEAN everybody is to you. Turns out y'all get PC protection too. CBS fired a company executive Monday after she criticized some victims of the Las Vegas mass shooting as “Republican gun toters” who did not deserve sympathy...

OK, I feel sorry for the guy. He feels so torn by all the dwama around the whole kneeling thing that he felt compelled to give up his job as the anthem singer (I know, right? Who knew that was a job?). Fortunately, the Ravens' placekicker is an operatically-trained baritone/bass who could...

Can I have a slice with pepperoni, mushroom, and child sex slave?

Wrestling ISN'T FAKE!

MMMmmm. . . Jewish pizza.

So, turns out Pakistani-born Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan linked arms with his players in solidarity, gave President Drunkuncle's campaign a million bucks, and voted for him. I'm sure some of our posters can explain how this is all a big conspiraceeeee! to destroy Murka.