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I've met very few who do. At least, in a god who told them to love one another.

Yep, it's terribly depressing. And what with free availibilty of guns and all. . .

I've never cinnamon with such wit!

Acacia haven't figured it out, you're gonna get a pine the face if you don't knock it off. I won't ash you again.

Well, we're going to have to start spelling it STANLEY CUP, because it's ALL CAPS!

Nice. Argumentum ad absurdam. Textbook case. I must say, you wield fallacies extremely well. Oh, quit it! You're just making jokes to be poplar. It' not OAK, you son of a birch.

If I support wind energy, will I get a blow job?

Much to the delight of our MAGAheads.

Yep, he pulled us out of the Iran nuclear deal. That's the TPP and the Iran deal. Next up: NAFTA UN NATO WTO

Manhunt underway after shooter wielding rifle kills four at Tenn. Waffle House, police say https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/04/22/at-least-3-dead-several-wounded-in-waffle-house-shooting-near-nashville-police-say/?utm_term=.6acf961e6221

At least 57 Afghans killed in Kabul suicide bombing, health officials say https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/at-least-31-afghans-killed-in-kabul-by-suicide-bomber-official-says/2018/04/22/30174d76-4615-11e8-9072-f6d4bc32f223_story.html?utm_term=.e025354caaaa

It's blindingly simple, really. We print our own money! So. . . Print up 20 one-trillion dollar bills. Hand them to our creditors. Problem solved. Next?

Turns out that the opioid "crisis" is producing a bumper crop of organs for transplant! Cletus puts himself to best use. A study has added a new wrinkle to this already emotional issue of life and death: A rise in organ transplants is linked to a similar rise in drug overdose deaths across the...

So can y'all former Marines. Texas Tower, anyone?

What's not to love about toasted lawyer?

Tim Scott delivered a powerful and deeply personal speech from the Senate floor on Wednesday in which he detailed how, even inside the Capitol building, the relationship between law enforcement and the black community can be strained. The South Carolina senator spoke of multiple instances in...

RNC deputy finance chair steps down after admitting Trump’s lawyer negotiated settlement between him and pregnant Playboy model...

Is the world going to end THIS MONTH? Conspiracy theorists claim biblical Rapture is coming April 23 when the 'death planet' Nibiru appears in the sky Conspiracy theorists claim biblical Rapture is coming April 23 | Daily Mail Online Remember, kids, this is the Brit Right's favorite paper...

The mighty Chief Wa-Na-Be is white on the outside and red on the inside. That makes him. . . Um. . . Oh, yeah. A white guy.

Almost there, guys. Get rid of those two at the bottom left, and America will be great again!