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Sorry your side lost. Nah, I ain't.

Arguments have many sides. I listen to 'em all. Except the stupid side, which is where you live.

Horse shit.

And beyond "MAGA retard" is "Twin Moose."

If you're so tired of living in the freest, richest, most peaceful society in human history, why don't you move to Russia, China, or Somalia?

Danger, eh? Tracer Bullet here. Private Eye. I got five slugs in me. One's a .38, the other four are bourbon.

You clever DAWG, you!

It's an unwritten constitution cuz most of y'all can't read.

What's beyond "full retard?" "Extra retard?" "Surplus retard?" Oh, I got it. . . "MAGA retard."

Full retard.

You just hate it when your lies don't work.

Nope. I understand you think that's a more serious crime than plotting to light off napalm in a closed building full of people.

Nope. You're an imbecile and/or an enemy of the United States.

"Right now." But NOT "Over me" ferfuckssake!

And if the widder next door gets her way, you'll be on a stern regimen of press-ups!

From the New York Times: "One of the most serious federal cases involved Lonnie L. Coffman of Falkville, Ala. In the bed of his truck, officers found what they described as an M4 assault rifle and magazines loaded with ammunition. They also found rags, lighters and 11 glass Mason jars filled...

Right, I'm out. As the immortal Doc Holliday said to Johnny Ringo, "Age quod agis" (Do what you do).

That's fine. You're right, I'm the one who brought it up. I don't see us having any disagreement here. Maybe I'll start calling you Henry VIII, after the song, considering "the widder next door."

Weird, enit? Nah, it's only racist to insist that because I'm Native, I must be poor, drunk and violent. I ain't poor.