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I'd rather chew on tinfoil and shave my knuckle hairs with a cheese grater than listen to Joni Mitchell or Neil Young.

Sign of the times. When the economy is booming, everyone has good jobs...low fuel prices...reasonable food prices...racism and crime go way down. When everyone has a piece of the pie, these things take care of themselves. The gulf between the haves and have-nots is so wide now that...

If you love a trucker, give him a hug! Then spend the next month on a ventilator in ICU.

Sean Penn referred to the metoo movement as a 'toddler crusade'...I just lifted the line as I think it is appropriate to this trucker situation.

Wake me up after this toddler crusade ends.

MyOpinion... We're both on the same page and on the right path so continue to be true to your own instincts. Back in the day, fringe people were just that...the jokes of the neighborhood. But with the advent of the internet and chat rooms, they can all gather together at the same point and as...

pgs... Why do you keep addressing me?? I told you I'm done interacting with you...so we'll consider this post a one-off. You're like a little duck that keeps gnawing on my ankle. Go find another pond and leave me alone.

The truckers started out with the right intentions...until the anarchists found an opportunity and joined. It's like there's a giant warehouse fire and that one guy runs by with his pants down screaming, "Fire! Fire! And my penis is hanging out!!"

I'm thinking of arrests and handcuffs now... Funny true story. When I was young just before Halloween, I was putting together a Police Costume. I bought a pair of fake handcuffs at the local store...but my skin was also dry so I picked up a bottle of body lotion. I thought nothing of it when I...

So now Canadian truckers are all Heroes according to Trump. I think we've really reached rock bottom when your role models have 9 teeth...spray paint swastikas on an upside down Canadian Flag...dance on the Tomb of the unknown soldier...and threaten our Prime Minister. Just sayin'...

Goodbye KC!

Oops! I'm a little into my cups...I meant Cincinnati! ;)

My wife's side of the family are all 5 feet tall. When I first met them and walked into their house I kept banging my heads on the light fixtures down the hallway. They kept asking my wife, "Who is this giant, Amazon man you've just met??" (I'm about 5 '9) I felt like Ghandolf visiting the Hobbits!

I'm getting my burial plot right next to my mother-in-law's. The tombstone will read... 'I'm with Stupid--->"

'(Kim Campbell doesn't count as she wasn't actually elected as PM)" Kim Campbell always reminded me of Larry from The Three Stooges.

Alright you two...get a Library of Parliament!

Breaking News! The band Foghat has just delisted itself from Spotify...and instantly, Spotify's shares have just returned to normal.

Soaring gas prices...soaring food prices...protests in Canada...Ukraine... "Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio, a Nation turns it's lonely eyes to you...woo, woo, woo."