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Points? Wanna make people crazy(er)? Ask 'em who they like in the SoupBowl, Cincinnati or Tampa Bay. When they patronizingly tell you it's Cincinnati and LA, say "Oh, haven't you heard? The NFL came out and nullified the Tampa Bay/LA game, decreeing it an LA forfeit due to...

Yeah, well, you have neither the power nor the wit to define me, except in your futile, pathetic fantasies.

While I agree with you on that point, they ain't exactly helping by refusing to even say what the hell they want. "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of...

Nah, his truth can't even predict the past.

Whose brother-in-law ISN'T stupid?

Bud Waisar. Ale akbar!

Hard to dispute your expertise in insults to truth.

Well. . . I think the one thing we can all agree is that True Dope has screwed the pooch more thoroughly than anybody since Timmy started noticing. . . changes. . . in his body, and also noticed Lassie's coat was really, really beautiful. . .

Bit of a chuckle when he registered as a Libyan agent.

Sikhs, Muslims, Texans. . .

Maybe Jag can honor-kill him.

Probably less amusing than Billy Carter.

Somebody still gives a crap about this? Katarina Witt did it 24 years ago. Have Canadians not heard of ESPN's annual Body Issue?

Well, when you insist that all of BLM loots and pillages. . .

And yet these same people squeal like stuck pigs if ya suggest maybe the rich could pony up a little more in taxes.

For now, anyhow, seems like sensible, pragmatic politicians don't have a chance against professional liars promising utopia to one side or t'other. Best possibility I can see is that folk'll wake up when they've suffered enough pain. Worst possibility is the 1%, supported by the next 4%, using...

I don't see how anybody who could do better could possibly get the job.

Nonsense. If you're a hard worker today, you're a robot. Hate to break it to folks, but even if the local factory does come back, it won't employ 5000 men. It'll employ 250 engineers overseeing the robots.

How much a person suffers will depend entirely on how resistant he is to change, like the guy who insisted on keeping his buggywhip factory open after the invention of the automobile. Or Eastman Kodak. It's OK, we'll all just have to get rich on Bitcoin!

Sounds like the twuck protesters are idle once more.