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Gotta beta-test it first. Well, after I finish writing it. . . And learn to play guitar.

That rubber stamp gets a lot of use. NB: In many states, a warrant can be signed by a "magistrate," a significantly lower bar than judge.

Well, I turned around, went to Ottawa town And there I spent a week Bothering folk, it ain't no joke With all my fellow short-bus freaks I said "Trudeau has got to go" To my good buddy Howard "I can pee on democracy Cuz I'm a moron coward"

Got to the border, all in order But they wouldn't let me pass Said "Listen, fool, you're breaking the rules Ya gotta get the vax" I said "No, sirree, no vax for me Even if it leaves me in the lurch Cuz motherfucker, I'm a Canadian trucker And I did my own research!"

Silly California. Don't they no there's no racism in America? Never was. Just ask any White "conservative."

I'm writing new lyrics to the song "Convoy." Sakatchewan, at the break of dawn A-rolling on down the road Carryin' beer for the Yanks to cheer And a full-up viral load

97%, according to the FBI.

Well, they're about half a millennium of slavery, discrimination, and brutality. The Freedumb Convoy is about a hissy fit.

I'm sure our friendly neighborhood shrieking Chicken Littles will make much of her Chinese ancestry. See, it's all a Great Big EEE-vil Conspiraceeeeee!

It's five o'clock somewhere in the Empire. . .

It was early last September Near as I can remember While strolling down the lane in tipsy pride Not a word did I utter As I lay down in the gutter And this pig came up and lay there by my side Not a soul was I disturbing As I lay there by the curbing When this high-tone lady come and I heard her...

Only you. . .

Tissue, candyass?

You asked for it, boy. . . OH YEAH? OH YEAH?

Nerd fight!

You believe you're a hard man, too, so I don't pay a lot of mind to your delusions.

Intel. Which covers a lot of ground. I've been in East Germany, Yugoslavia, and El Salvador, back in the day when I don't think there was much debate about whether they were Communist countries. Trust me, you wouldn't know communism if it walked up and bit you in the ass. And it's entirely...

Of course. Raw sewage is organic! Hey, the rectum is an organ!

Appreciate it, Jin, but x-meat isn't insulting me. He ain't smart enough.

USAF, twelve years. Ever been in a Communist country, Jody?