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Not only would you not, but I'd also advise against betting on the Republicans you adore so deeply taking care of you.

Unlike the Kay-beckers, who are only spoken to and of in Westernesse in the most respectful of terms.

Nonsense. My thieves are far better financed than that. Do you know what it takes to get a million-dollar "developmental investment" from venture cap? Roughly a three-page dream sheet.

I can't imagine the U.S. taking them. We have enough whining socialists as it is. Maybe as territories. Say, one non-voting Congressional delegate and no Senators per province? Reopen the old "Fifty-four forty or fight!" flap that was settled long ago.

Can we generalize that to "Defund the Police?" I mean, if truckers are the solution to crime, what do we need all those annoying cops for? Welfare bums.

I don't know why everybody's getting so cranked up about ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse.

Man, I HATE it when that happens! Better fire up the road trains and head for Canberra! Did you know a truck can't leave Australia if the driver don't have a vax card? Tyranny, I tells ya! Their PM's a Liberal, ya know. . .

When he didn't do the Dear Leader the favor he asked for.

Another great victory for the shirtless horseback hero! Zelensky deserves it for betraying MAGA!

Pay the Danegeld. Good idea.

There goes the neighbourhood.

Where are you from originally? Reminds me of an old "Pat and Mike" joke. Pat and Mike get off the boat in New York, and as they're walking up the pier toward land, they pass by a ship unloading people from Poland. Mike says "Sure and America's a wonderful country, Pat!" Pat waves at the...

If it saves just ONE LOAD of rubber dog poop for the dollar store, it's worth it!

Smart enough to get elected, apparently.

Well, can't say your leader's not making some real smart moves there!

Yeah, that's the point of jail, too.

Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea Our land abounds in nature's gifts A beauty rich and rare In history's page, at every stage Advance Australia fair! Beneath our radiant Southern Cross We'll toil with heart and...

"I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!" "He was drafted." --M*A*S*H

Well, I see four options for Real Canadians. . . 1. Persuade some of the Ontaribec people that your way is better. 2. Establish a one person/more than one vote (depending on how you vote) "democracy" somehow. 3. Declare the secession of Westernesse and see if y'all can get the Confederacy to...

No, I referred to the Pied Piper. Surely you've heard the story. Would lemmings be better? I can do a lemmings metaphor. Maybe have one of the lemmings stop and say "Guys, wait. Let's review the plan."