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OK, now we've established your real name ain't "Hunt". . .

Yep. Invoke it, get Parliament to approve it. . . then cancel it real fast before resistance can build. And now you have the precedent to call on.

Shirley, you jest.

What would you call a group of cunts? A flock? A gaggle? A herd? Parliament?

Most of which have been lifted. While they're pissing and moaning about stuff that don't exist anymore, why don't they demand an end to Prohibition?

Dafuq? There have been wars in Europe all along. You think they cut a deck of cards to decide on the dissolution of Yugoslavia?

Seems to have worked so far.

Hell, what don't stand for "Heil Hitler." "88" too, I'm told. We'll ignore the fact it's maybe the single most popular tight end/wide receiver jersey number.

If she decides to knit you a pair of shorts out of barbed wire, I can recommend a good divorce lawyer. . .

Oh, it. . . is. . . ON! Thanks to your stupid laws, I'm WAY better armed than you are! Getting 'em across the border might be a bit of a challenge, I admit. . .

Well. . . this one's for you then. . .

Now ya done it! Time to saddle up our twucks and go clog up New Brunswick! For freedumb! For democracy! For dark syrup!

Cop Feels Matter.

Ummm. . . yeah? What's your point? To be fair, they'd probably slaughter a roomful of people of any color if they felt a police dog was in danger. Or a police car. Or a police jacket. Or a police cruller.

Nice photo. Dog poo and noodles. You Shemanese are weird. Ya eat the DOG, not the poo!

Yes they are. And Five Guys is the king of hamburgers. It just ain't steak.

Maple syrup's special. I got nothing against them other varieties of sugar water, but the real article is in a class all its own. I eat hamburger too. Just know and appreciate the difference between hamburger and ribeye.

Typically Congress gets together and, with great fanfare, revokes their automatic pay raise every year. Then they go back to their offices and laugh about what a microscopic percentage of their income their salaries are. Typically over an $800-a-bottle Scotch.

Good on oatmeal.

You can tell nobody thinks it'll grow to be a threat to North America, or they'd be screaming blue murder, not using it as the 83,023,147th thing to darkly mutter that True Dope and Biden (and whoeverthefuck "Marcon" is) are corruptly profiting from.