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Oh, nonsense! I'm sure you were also toilet trained.

Son, I want you to put your right arm up over the top of your head and grab your left ear. Now put your left arm up over the top of your head and grab your right ear. Now pull firmly but steadily. When you hear a pop, that's your head coming outta your ass.

I imagine anybody who's experienced your charming personality would be happy to pay for a whole clip for you.

Well, the entire world can be happy that Billy is the elder and 'Arry the younger. Queen Meaghan would probably bring down the monarchy.

I'll trust your deep knowledge of American politics. Heh-heh. I kill me.

Well, let's see. I've lived in Japan and Germany, so maybe you don't know what the fuck you're babbling about.

Charles has done a pretty good job of repairing his reputation, but I think the UK's ready for a monarch who isn't past retirement age.

What, fail? Yep, that's normally what you do. But this one's a small step up from your whataboutery and "We can't have laws that people will break!"

Or King Billy. It tends to be a long-lived family, but Chuck's 73. No guarantees.

He'll believe anything that falls out of a Republican's mouth.

You didn't carry it on. You reversed it. So. . . fail.

Now I like her even better.

Your whimpering.

Ah, we should give her a break. She may not win any beauty contests, but she raised a good kid.

Did her mom used to be her dad?

Poor Blackie. He's so oppressed.

Oh, yes! Next time's never far away.

On the upside, at least we're not on the chopping block this time.

A "Discharge Under Other Than Honorable Circumstances" can only be the result of a court-martial. Seems Corporal Dipshit was a bit of a bad lad in the Corps. Wonder who he voted for?