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True. If somebody steals all your stuff, the philosophical man says "Well, that lightens my load considerably."

So there IS an upside!

Well played. You beat what may have been the best women's national side ever to take the pitch. Which, I guess, makes you the best now.

Well, it's not like he could fuck it up any worse.

See? Who said nothing good ever came outta Covid!

The Russians are brutal. They do not, and never did, adhere to any "civilized" standard of warfare. Don't bother me with tu quoque fallacies. As individuals and sometimes as an army or a country, we've done plenty of bad stuff. But for us, that's a failing, personal or national. For the...

You do? I wash mine. I guess you're down to fingers or just dropping your face in the plate. Or bowl. Or whatever.

Use chopsticks. Or drop your face in the plate and slurp up your poutine.

Probably not long enough for the Texas cops to find their balls.

Gotta suffer for your art. In this case, seems like the suffering fit the level of the art.

"When I war a lad, we lived in a paper sack in the ditch! Our father would kick us out of bed at two in the morning to go to the first of our three jobs without tea or breakfast! Then, after three ten-hour shifts, we'd get to bed six hours after we had to start the next day!" The Old...

I say we split the difference and blame it on. . . who is the Secretary-General these days? Oh, right, António Guterres. That bastard!

Sorry, I meant your pennies are so small. Can't imagine how I made that typo.

So about the same drop as we have. Gotta do the conversions from metric to American, then account for the fact your penises are so small.

I blame Trudeau.

We're down about 70 cents a gallon (20 cents a liter or so) from the peak. How bout y'all?

But there's a shitload of cash in it. Political power too. Especially when they figured out that "explaining" and claiming you could influence natural phenomena was good for a few skins, promising eternal life was the jackpot.

I've been a bear a good few times myself. Never took harm from it. Just watch out for poison ivy and nettles.

What do you have against pigs? They eat what's put in front of them. And they don't get a payout when they're "severed."

Thank you! How does that make any sense?