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Plausible. And what the hell happened to your nose?

I'm good with it. They pay a lot more for me to fix their fuckups than to prevent them in the first place.

Sorry, shoulda known that'd be a sore spot for you. Hint. . . it's at the apex of the labia minora.

Bedlam. Feel free to throw stuff.

Neither is anybody who thinks January 6 has any significance as a date in American government.

Or just faking it and going.

Ah, they got my note about International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Why, yes! yes I am a big deal who has the ear of governments. . .

We'll have no naked fruit here, pervert!

Well, ya need to get New Covid. It's new and improved, with 30% more Covid!

Drs. Sharma and Njoo then looked at each other, paused, and said "Yeah, we really don't know what we're talking about. But get the jab. Sometime. Whatever."

I'm interested in what Trump's lawyer who certified that Trump had returned all classified documents will do after he's disbarred.

But they can be pretty funny.

Note the particulars. If the person comes by the classified information legitimately, as part of his job, it's still a crime if he keeps the information, or removes it, after he no longer has that job, he's guilty.

Whoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials...

Well, well. The rats are leaving the sinking ship. In his sharpest critique of his former boss, former attorney general William P. Barr said there is no reason classified documents should have been inside Donald Trump’s personal residence in Florida after he was no longer president. “No, I...

Well, I'll be damned. The VA has announced that it will be providing abortions to all eligible patients at all VA facilities, regardless of state laws, in cases of rape, incest, or for the health of the woman.

The poor-poor-pitiful-me, they're-so-MEAN-to-me schtick is getting old. Democracy and free speech means the bosses are gonna have to hear things they don't want to hear, and even. . . naughty words! If you outlaw speech because you don't like the content, just skip electing Poilievre and go...

OK, thanks for letting us know that the Uvalde shooter used a pistol. I coulda swore it was an AR-15.

Nah, you should do what we do. Make it easier to buy an AR-15 than a pack of smokes. Nothing bad will happen.