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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    Was any law broken?
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    Two years into the Trudeau 2.0 Minority Term, which day will Justin call the election that only he wants?

    I just love the way the author uses passive voice. Never says exactly WHO is dispensing these rules, just that he's terribly, terribly oppressed by them! In other words, nobody is imposing these cruel, harsh limits. It's just righties whining.
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    Canadian folk music icon Gordon Lightfoot dead at 84

    He was Scots by ancestry.
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    Brits to spend big on Coronation memorabilia

    Just think of all the younger folk you'll be able to bore to screaming fits with that rubbish for decades to come!
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    Full Elizabeth II Coronation in colour

    I'll acknowledge that it works for you, if you'll acknowledge that it would have been retarded for us to make George Washington king and get a monarchy going. And let's not pretend that the "constitutional monarchy" isn't a relatively new thing in the history of Britain.
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    Canadian folk music icon Gordon Lightfoot dead at 84

    Carefree Highway Let me slip away on you --Gordon Lightfoot, Carefree Highway If you find me feeding daisies Turn my face up to the sky And leave me be Watching the moon roll by Whatever I was You know it was all because I've been on the town Washing the bullshit down --Gordon Lightfoot, The...
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    Two years into the Trudeau 2.0 Minority Term, which day will Justin call the election that only he wants?

    Three out of four. The author failed to whimper "These days ya just can't. . ." Poor little righties. They get so upset when somebody disagrees with them.
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    13&1/2% or 47%? Depends who you ask…

    IRS Special Agents are armed. That's the difference between an agent and a special agent.
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    Full Elizabeth II Coronation in colour

    That's because the President is not the sovereign. The President is a public official. According to the tradition, King Charles was born better than you, and nothing you accomplish in life can change that. He embodies the sovereignty of Britain, and you are doomed to be his lesser and his...
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Aye aye, #2.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Coq au vin, naturellement!
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    "Well, if they'd rather die, let them do so and reduce the surplus population!" --Ebenezer Scrooge, before he got all librul-commie-faggot
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    That's what parents are FOR! As to believing me, taking it with a block of salt's probably a good idea.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Dammit, Jim, I'm a lawyer, not a dick-reattacher! But they're doing some amazing things with cryogenics these days. Freeze yer li'l feller for life. Kinda like a wife.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Nonsense. Re-attachment is a thing. Google John Wayne Bobbit.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Thanks for sharing.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Whatever blows your skirt up.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Hmm. . . maybe we could standardize three washrooms. "Men," "Women," and "Fuckin' Weird."
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Next time you get into town, look for one.