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  1. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    all while shattering my dream of earning the Guy Fawkes Award. *sigh* you big meanie
  2. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    let the record show that T-bones has dissuaded me from saving the nation! :?P
  3. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    not enough, and it's high time we get started!
  4. 55Mercury

    COVID-19 'Pandemic'

    what happened to the good old days when you could just fall on your sword?
  5. 55Mercury

    deaths

    true there are best-case scenarios
  6. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    more like Tommy Pickles' diaper in Rugrats, methinks! :?P
  7. 55Mercury

    WE really need to get rid of this guy

    And here she shows him how it's done. I bet it was groper's idiocy that gave her the notion to rub his nose in it. we could do that here Except here family day is in February, so wouldn't that logically be our Family Month?.. which means we should bump black history to the back of the bus...
  8. 55Mercury

    We Are All Drug Dealers According to CDN Govt So They Want To Open Your Mail.

    cops have been illegally opening people's mail for eons.
  9. 55Mercury

    There is the evidence.

    boy scout, girl guide and that's all I'ma say on it! :?D
  10. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    So the White House isn't having drag story time for school kid class visits with kids getting their faces twerked off? man, they oughta get with the program! lol ok, apart from that I was going through ages-old e-mails and found some attached files I had sent myself from work, after...
  11. 55Mercury

    Critics call for reforms to Toronto's mayoral election: 'Worst possible system'

    it'll be a stoop 'n scoop 'n scrub job for someone at shitty hall
  12. 55Mercury

    What's the Difference Between Frodo and Gollum?

    ok, so, not redeeming then. :?( does it help that I was a kid, a teen, reading a chapter a night before drifting off to fight dragons? :?D
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    Critics call for reforms to Toronto's mayoral election: 'Worst possible system'

    Queen Hazel ruled Missthesausage for a dozen terms. I bet the majority of them were by more than half the votes. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/mccallion-wins-12th-term-as-mississauga-mayor-1.904441
  14. 55Mercury

    What's the Difference Between Frodo and Gollum?

    geez I'm almost ashamed to say I never read the trilogy. I did however, read The Hobbit. It may well be my one redeeming feat. :?P
  15. 55Mercury

    Jeepers!

    Any boating enthusiasts? Prepare to have your enthusiasm curbed.
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    he is the Prime Traitor, after all
  17. 55Mercury

    Synchronicity to Dream Of the Blue Turtles?

    so much for "the Shadow knows", eh? are you on a grand bender? inquiring minds 'n all...
  18. 55Mercury

    Science & Environment

    I wonder what Bob's vagina has to say... over to you, bobby!
  19. 55Mercury

    deaths

    let us pray... no wait! there's these limericks! Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynski in a limerick. Winning Contestants' Entries: # 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute made of...