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  1. 55Mercury

    deaths

    sadly
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    King snubs Sussexes over Elizabeth II's death memorial

    I thought it was the royal jelly that made all the difference.
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    Ve vill send our elite extraction team, moose and squvirrel, to bring you to just us!
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    Rapporteur David Johnson, Eminent Canadian

    it'll probably be prudent to insist on a Get Out Of Jail Free card, in lieu of Monopoly money, in case the next government doesn't like your findings.
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    April Fools!! Here's your Carbon Tax F#ckers!!!

    ....and elementicist!
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    Roe v. Wade overturned?

    oh come on! when has spelling ever been germane? ;?)
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    Roe v. Wade overturned?

    it's those who fret over denying a "potential life" that I don't get: what about all the potential life within you that you are denying if you're not engaged in the act of procreation 24/7/365? now get to fucking work!! make love, not hypocrisy not entirely germaine, but as an aside, it's...
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    I think the point was that she didn't kill my sense of humour, so of course she has my love and respect, even moreso posthumously.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    kudos to your mom then
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    lol I'd go piss on my mom's grave if she killed my sense of humour.
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    oh, you mean like muslims 'n such? haven't noticed so much "freaking out" up here unless juxtaposed with the relative penchant for hyperbole exuding from y'all down there.
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    King snubs Sussexes over Elizabeth II's death memorial

    I tried, I swear I tried, to squeeze out a crocodile tear, but I couldn't, I just couldn't. dear lord, it's not like the kid didn't have months to memorize a few lines... holy! wholly even
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    King snubs Sussexes over Elizabeth II's death memorial

    nothing snubbeth like a king
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Even as kids we knew this referred to "the talk" about sex. when mommy told you there were 76 genders did you gobble it up like a good girl? or did your jaw hit the fvcking floor? "I call bullshit, mom!" lol
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

    I'm sure you realize that "the birds and the bees" is just an expression to put in other words "the facts of life". No one really says much actually about the birds and the bees other than to illustrate how nature takes its natural course... naturally. at what point in your mom's discussion...
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    2SLGBTQQIA+

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    Somalian sports official suspended for sending 'untrained' niece to event

    the common denominator being (not nationality, not race, not gender, not age, not left or right)... people! which is why I say "if there's people involved, it'll be fucked up!"
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    What is everyone doing on the Civic Holiday?

    ^that guy is too wise for words. me, I've just been contemplating whether to cut the lawn around here seeing as it's been well over a month of carbon-footprint reducing, saving-the-planet-my-way through due negligence (as opposed to diligence) but since mine is the preferred yard on the block...
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    Somalian sports official suspended for sending 'untrained' niece to event

    I'd still be working for dnd (do nothing daily) if they hadn't run me out on a rail for not jumping through bureaucratic hoops. could it have been for my written statement that "the only thing worse than a bureaucrat is a military bureaucrat, ex- or otherwise"? heh heh I loved my job, but I...
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    Somalian sports official suspended for sending 'untrained' niece to event

    thanks T yer a pretty fart smeller yerself! catch that boquet! I'd often wondered why they kept me around. lol when I overheard someone saying I was the best water treatment guy they had, I thought "geez, we're in trouble!"