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  1. 55Mercury

    Eid Mubarak...

    Maybe so but I can't see myself giving up bacon... ...unless I get to see a few choice heads roll.
  2. 55Mercury

    WE really need to get rid of this guy

    I think he means if it's not truedope's kid
  3. 55Mercury

    Eid Mubarak...

    Is this guy any relation to Hosni? Or are you talking Klingon? Oh yeah, in fact one of my favorite things to say is "Wham bam happy Ramadan ma'am!"
  4. 55Mercury

    WE really need to get rid of this guy

    Oh no! Don't tell me Sophie Gregoire was fvcking Epstein too!
  5. 55Mercury

    The Tarriff Hype.

    That's right, dougie, because there are 10 provinces and 3 territories, meaning if it should ever happen we would become the 51st through 63rd States. Just add 13 little maple leafs to the 50 stars on Old Glory. Though I'm not in favour of any particular province separating unilaterally...
  6. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Ok 2nd. So boy-named-Sue me. :?P
  7. 55Mercury

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    This should be an interesting month with this being only the 1st Gay of June.
  8. 55Mercury

    Iran War. . . USA Up 2-0 in the First Period

    At concerts you're going to see people doing the Trump dance with their hands in the C-shape down in the mosh pit.
  9. 55Mercury

    happy june

    I heard they'll be passing a law changing the first day of anything to the first gay of everything so happy 1st Gay of June! I bet ya just can't wait for the 1st Gay of Summer, right? Or to sing along with this one... 🎼🎶 on the first Gay of Christmas my true love gave to me... 🎵
  10. 55Mercury

    Iran War. . . USA Up 2-0 in the First Period

    Not sure I posted this here somewhere already, but it's great and fits with the barroom brawl you allude to. Iran should make a Lego flick for this one.
  11. 55Mercury

    Trump 2.0

    Nah He ain't Canajun enough.
  12. 55Mercury

    The best country

    Li'l bitches can't figger out how we dropped below the murkins neither. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CUUBSVgYD/ Being run by two Prime Traitors in a row will usually do it though.
  13. 55Mercury

    The best country

    nolo contendere
  14. 55Mercury

    When was the last time you went to the drive-in?

    You mean it's worse than Wagina?
  15. 55Mercury

    When was the last time you went to the drive-in?

    They're all abandoned ruins around these parts.
  16. 55Mercury

    Alberta

    Or as I call 'em, a Libturd Maple Mecca moron.
  17. 55Mercury

    Alberta

    Or worse! (grrr unacceptable image... meme says " if you don't stop lying you'll grow up to be a CBC reporter")
  18. 55Mercury

    Science & Environment

    Did anyone binge watch every episode of every season of House during the nondemic lockdown? Then you might recall an episode titled Safe: "House is convinced there is a tick, and if they don't find it quickly, she will die, as the tick will keep pumping toxins into her body until they remove...
  19. 55Mercury

    Hamas attacks Israel

    I find this whole Spain beating the Israeli blockade breachers so confusing. I mean, isn't Spain one of the handful of countries that has been given Passage through the Strait of Hormuz by Iran for refusing the murkins access to their airfields and space to attack Iran? Something's not adding...
  20. 55Mercury

    Irish President invites King Charles III to State Visit

    https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1KK2NcAD7F/