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Well, for certain values of "funny."

Probably because the recovery of the spaceguys is boring as hell. Anybody with an internet connection could watch the whole thing on NASA TV. Space stuff makes for lousy TV because they do the smart thing. Think about what you're about to do. Now think about it again. Check your equipment...

That's OK. If you say "Good morning, how are you?" you're a Joo hater.

Bob and Doug McKenzie.

I have no opinion. Subpoenae are issued to people, not positions. That's not an opinion.

What's strange about that?

Well, looks like Donny's getting tired of playing green army men. Now he's back to his building blocks.

What's strange about that?

I question whether it's even possible to embarrass Canada.

Could have some fun swapping cards around. . .

Especially when your audience is the left-hand side of the IQ curve.

Another damn Muzzie child murderer! String 'im up Texas-style! And then deport everybody who looks like him, or prays to the same fairytale!

That reminds me. . . I guess tacos would be pretty good for lunch today.

JD's already declaring the election "rigged."

Wonder if he'll do as well in the divorce as Ivana and Marla did.

Jawohl, mein Fuehrer!

Well, that's a start.

Do what's best for YOUR country, whoever you are.

You'll make great pets.

So now ICE has detained the newlywed bride of a soldier heading to the Middle East. If I've learned anything from action-adventure films, this will not go well for ICE. . .