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A few weeks ago I saw some salmon attempting to climb the weir - which I think was built in the early 1800s - on the River Croal at Moses Gate Country Park right near where I live. Thirty years ago the river was one of the most polluted in Europe. Now it's clean and a haven for wildlife.

I like this Yorkshire beer. It's got orange peel and coriander in it:

Yeah. They're gay witches.

Yeah, I know it is.

I pay for sex because I like it, not because I don't wear a dress. Most women wouldn't go near a dress-wearing soy slag. They'd just laugh at him - or run.

Some, but not most.

You're right. It IS Royal Albert. I don't have a bottle of Avon Wild Country, but I'm sure it'd go down a treat with some Coca-Cola or Irn Bru. 🥃

Britain and Canada strike post-Brexit trade deal:

The Pogues attack Reclaim Party leader Laurence Fox for DEFENDING Fairytale of New York:

I know what women want. And they don't want girly dress-wearing soy slags. Women want real men, like me. I hate to break it to you.

Get rid of it. There should be no signs telling people to wear muzzles.

It's a sexual act whereby semen is ejaculated onto a partner's neck.

No, I didn't watch it, but I know about it.

It's amazing what you find when you move into your old grandparents' old house with everything still in it. A couple of days ago I opened a kitchen cupboard which I've hardly opened before. It was full of fine expensive china and also these: The Istra is very old. I can tell that because it...

Good girl. We see it here, where anti-lockdown protesters are set upon by riot police but BLM are allowed to riot and the police just take the knee. It seems to be one rule for leftie liberals and another for everyone else.

There was an hour-long documentary on Sky Arts channel about him getting new teeth attached to a titanium frame. I hope they don't "fix" other icons of the music world, like Tony Iommi's missing chunk of finger of Rita Ora's breasts.

He likes wearing pearl necklaces, too. What are society and our schools, colleges and universities doing to our menfolk nowadays that's turning them into effeminate, snowflakey pansies? Women want real men who can take the spider out of the bath, bleed the radiator, rescue people from a burning...

Yeah.