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Is there anybody you don't hate and fear?

At least until he gets a shot at them.

Who, exactly is the would-be dictator? Is it still True Dope, or is it Carney now? Or some other shady, nefarious figure?

Or yellow submarines.

And it will be four o'clock on a Tuesday afternoon. . . FOREVER! MWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

The science is fine. We now know much more about coked-up salmon. WHY we want to know about coked-up salmon remains a question. Hmmm. . . maybe I could get a grant to study that?

Not if they're government contractors.

Can't make an empire without breaking a few eggs. And a lot of people.

Story But his REAL skill is writing up research grant proposals.

Have you tried genocide?

36 hours. That's three days. . . or so I'm assured. Metric system, I guess.

Wait, what? Is sailing only a 12-hours-per-day oparation? Wouldn't increasing Vancouver's port's capability be a good thing?

Fond du Lac, I'd say. Winnipeg is so far south a stiff breeze'd blow it into the States.

You'd rather give it to them as straight-up welfare?

Yeah, you also say "aboot."

So. . . if they call it something else, will you be paying less?

Does it cost more than any other tax? Who gives a fuck less if they call it a "carbon tax" or an "income tax" or a "sales tax" or, for all I know or care, a "thumb tax?"

Nah, just the center of Canaduh. Whereas we all know the REAL thriving center of Canaduh is the town that rhymes with vagina.

Are you paying a "carbon tax" now?

Well, dammit, if the healers, educators, and restorers would give Donny and his buddies their cut, they'd be in for billions. Ain't seen any private 747s as "gifts" from Oxfam or the Red Cross, now have you?