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The hell it doesn't. Greenland is a major link in drug shipping between Hither and Yon!

Another good man oppressed by the system. No vaccines! No infection protocols! They're all a Librul conspiraceeeeee!

Who, Rogaine or Poo-lover?

See, it works because man, woman, gay, straight, trans, two-spirited, whateverthefuck, everybody's got one. You might say "Some people have two," but that other one is, regardless of how it resembles the other, a mouth (technically).

Easy answer. . . on government forms an' stuff, identify "sex," not "gender." Make sex-specific sports by sex, not "gender." Otherwise, y'all can wear a hoop skirt and a waxed moustache for all I care. I have, however, come up with a non-gendered pronoun. . . "asshole."

Theft and vandalism by Englishmen against Englishmen.

Speaking of our wonderful friendship. . . the Jeep brand currently has an advert running that allegedly shows the Boston Tea Party in 1773. Problem is, the protesters/vandals/revolutionaries aren't disguised as Indians, and the ship is flying a 50-star American flag. Historical illiterates.

Saw them live in West Berlin in '84. Good show. The Waterboys opened.

I thought time will fly. I'm told it does that.

Well. . . a quarter of a millennium and you're still playing with your dicks. Grab a flag and a rifle and get stuck in, or be another internet whiner. Your choice. As far as your "Boston Tea Party" bullshit, you should really read the actual history. Suffice to say it wasn't the...

The things I do for fucking college money. . .

Yep. Democracy is a no-excuses business. If you end up with an asshole like Dipshit Donny in charge, it's either because you didn't vote, or because you chose somebody who couldn't make their case.

We have no-one to blame but ourselves. And possibly those fucking inbred, throwback fuckwits in red baseball caps. I'd say that the dye in those cheap-ass Chinese caps cause retardation, but you have to be retarded to put one on in the first place.

They clean the house once a year? My drill sergeant would absolutely explode.

Do we hate all Muslims this week, or just Middle East Muslims? Do we hate Canadian Muslims, or as I like to call them, Moose-lims?

Yes, but is a still a still a still, still?

"Native status" being a Canadian thing, no I don't, Russky.

An American comedian once said "Man, it's TOUGH in L.A.! You got all these gangs! You got the Bloods. . . the Crips. . . the cops. . ."

Maybe you get the representation you deserve.

Well, y'know, those people are like that.