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karrie

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just to give you stupid questions to ask.

If a tree falls in the forest, then jumps back up unexpectedly and screams "psych!", will the bear still poop?
 
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just to give you stupid questions to ask.

If a tree falls in the forest, then jumps back up unexpectedly and screams "psych!", will the bear still poop?



awe gimme those elbows and let me apply some of Durka's magic goat brothel ointment his Gramma makes for him........


Nope it get's constipated and you don't want to be round her in a week .....

why do chickens lay eggs when the whole has run it's course, and we get laid to start it?
 

JBeee

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just to give you stupid questions to ask.

If a tree falls in the forest, then jumps back up unexpectedly and screams "psych!", will the bear still poop?


Holy sh*t!... Look whats moderating us!:smile:
 

karrie

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Nope it get's constipated and you don't want to be round her in a week .....

why do chickens lay eggs when the whole has run it's course, and we get laid to start it?

because life is all about getting laid.

if my dog could talk, what's the first thing I'd have to tell her to shut up about?
 

karrie

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It's important to know why chickens cross roads, because we'd like to know the motivating factors that rule our politicians. They all have the same brains, thus studying one is the same as studying the other.

Why do we complain about our kids growing up with violence in their hearts after having suckled on a diet of red riding hood, hansel and gretel, and snow white?
 

karrie

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because it's usually a good idea to be able to afford food for your pregnant wife.

why can't I break the spell this forum has over me?
 

karrie

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it's possible because you have awesome taste, and the mind behind the avatar is unlike any demented mind you've met before. Men dig demented.

how is it possible to continue lusting after my spare husband when he's dressed in a babushka?
 

eh1eh

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it's possible because you have awesome taste, and the mind behind the avatar is unlike any demented mind you've met before. Men dig demented.

how is it possible to continue lusting after my spare husband when he's dressed in a babushka?

Babushkas are hot. They leave something to the imagination.

Why does Sally the camel have so many humps?

:cool:
 

karrie

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Because her real name is Fergie.

"how come even after two cups of coffee and a litre of diet coke I still can think of nothing except sleep?"

Okay, moving on to Herm's.... it's all the rye you're putting in them.

how on earth could peter piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?


Babushkas are hot. They leave something to the imagination.

Why does Sally the camel have so many humps?

:cool: