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DurkaDurka

Internet Lawyer
Mar 15, 2006
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Chocolate Salty Balls

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
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Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
 
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DurkaDurka

Internet Lawyer
Mar 15, 2006
10,385
129
63
Toronto
Hey if I did have nuts, I wouldn`t be on here typing if you know what I mean. I so want to have one for just one day....see what all the grabbing and re-arranging is all about.

You only want to have 1?

haha, sometimes the jewels need a shuffle.
 

Twila

Nanah Potato
Mar 26, 2003
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I'm glad I don't own an appendage that with wrong touch sends me into convulsions or spasms of pain.

now, the other part of that anatomy might be interesting to take for a test spin, that would be ok. Find out what's so exciting about blow jobs.
 

Meeshee

Electoral Member
Apr 24, 2007
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Ottawa, Ontario
I'm glad I don't own an appendage that with wrong touch sends me into convulsions or spasms of pain.

now, the other part of that anatomy might be interesting to take for a test spin would be ok. Find out what's so exciting about blow jobs.

Or anal sex???