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Outta here

Senate Member
Jul 8, 2005
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oh. my. god. I think there are some things one is happier just not knowing.

Damn my curiosity!! Pox on Google for having a link to absolutely everything!!

I believe I'm ruined for the day now.

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice purportedly performed during anal sex. The practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck.[1]

if that's not enough info for ya, click here


I am NOT going to ask why perfectly ordinary sex-as-nature-intended-it is just not enough anymore.

after reading that eh1eh, may I recommend you wear a helmet while clenching today? :lol:
 

Meeshee

Electoral Member
Apr 24, 2007
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oh. my. god. I think there are some things one is happier just not knowing.

Damn my curiosity!! Pox on Google for having a link to absolutely everything!!

I believe I'm ruined for the day now.

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice purportedly performed during anal sex. The practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck.[1]

if that's not enough info for ya, click here


I am NOT going to ask why perfectly ordinary sex-as-nature-intended-it is just not enough anymore.

after reading that eh1eh, may I recommend you wear a helmet while clenching today? :lol:

LMAO Zan....it`s gross eh.....hehe.
 

DurkaDurka

Internet Lawyer
Mar 15, 2006
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Toronto
Don't forget the Gorilla Mask:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gorilla+mask

2. Gorilla Mask



While having sex with a partner pull out and squirt your special man sauce on the womens face. Before she can react throw your freshly shaved pubic hair on the gooey mess. The mending of the spunk and pubic hair will give the appearance of a naked women wearing the mask of a gorilla.

I didn't give her a pearl necklace, I gave her an gorilla mask!
 

eh1eh

Blah Blah Blah
Aug 31, 2006
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Under a Lone Palm
Thanks Zan. That was a close one. I was going to make some witty comment about prostate massage but it just wouldn't fit now. Pun intended.;-)
 

Outta here

Senate Member
Jul 8, 2005
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Edmonton AB
8O

aHAAAA!!! The mystery of Sasquatch is finally solved!! Obviously the off-shoot, errrr I mean the results of gorilla maskers in training. :angry3:

and just let me say...


ew.

and adieu.


:lol:
 

DurkaDurka

Internet Lawyer
Mar 15, 2006
10,385
129
63
Toronto
8O

aHAAAA!!! The mystery of Sasquatch is finally solved!! Obviously the off-shoot, errrr I mean the results of gorilla maskers in training. :angry3:

and just let me say...


ew.

and adieu.


:lol:

I think I am going to watch "Gorillas in the mist" tonight
 

Twila

Nanah Potato
Mar 26, 2003
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well this is the strangest 6 degrees of seperation EVER! from Roasted almonds to Gorilla Mask