Only slightly tongue in cheek…
Real estate agents and surveyor teams across Canada who’ve been waiting in breathless anticipation for Stephen Harper’s new book “How to Disassemble a Nation” flocked to book and department stores early yesterday gobbling up the weighty tome. Heralded by ‘Let’s build firewalls around Alberta’ proponent Ralph Klein as the only “true vision” for Canada, the Harper encyclical was praised by Party Quebecois spokesperson Gille Hubris as the roadmap for peace in the eastern townships. The landmark proposition for declaring nations within nations as a recipe for peace was eloquently acclaimed by George Bush as; “Decisive action..” reminding him of an old saying his father used to employ… “Fool me once in Tennesse and it counts as twice in Nebraska…or something like that….”.
Harpers vision of “HarperLand in the bosom of the Rockies” (Subtitle of “How to disassemble a Nation), a community comprised exclusively of white-hetrosexual-godfearing-petroleum-multi-billionaires was widely praised by Taliban, Iraqi…virtually every Middle Eastern kingdom or dictatorship welcoming Canadian support for entrenching tribalism as a social organizing principle among the principles and sentiments of modern democracy.
Some supporters concerned over a potential paradox arising due to entrenching speculation and perhaps controversy through the combination of a “multi-nation-recognition-policy” juxtaposed to assurances made by the Prime Minister that the unsuitability of “dual citizenship status” would likely be the next rising jewel in the crown of Canadian….government….
Real estate agents and surveyor teams across Canada who’ve been waiting in breathless anticipation for Stephen Harper’s new book “How to Disassemble a Nation” flocked to book and department stores early yesterday gobbling up the weighty tome. Heralded by ‘Let’s build firewalls around Alberta’ proponent Ralph Klein as the only “true vision” for Canada, the Harper encyclical was praised by Party Quebecois spokesperson Gille Hubris as the roadmap for peace in the eastern townships. The landmark proposition for declaring nations within nations as a recipe for peace was eloquently acclaimed by George Bush as; “Decisive action..” reminding him of an old saying his father used to employ… “Fool me once in Tennesse and it counts as twice in Nebraska…or something like that….”.
Harpers vision of “HarperLand in the bosom of the Rockies” (Subtitle of “How to disassemble a Nation), a community comprised exclusively of white-hetrosexual-godfearing-petroleum-multi-billionaires was widely praised by Taliban, Iraqi…virtually every Middle Eastern kingdom or dictatorship welcoming Canadian support for entrenching tribalism as a social organizing principle among the principles and sentiments of modern democracy.
Some supporters concerned over a potential paradox arising due to entrenching speculation and perhaps controversy through the combination of a “multi-nation-recognition-policy” juxtaposed to assurances made by the Prime Minister that the unsuitability of “dual citizenship status” would likely be the next rising jewel in the crown of Canadian….government….