Femi in work is big into crypto. He keeps telling me how, so many years from now, he'll be fucking loaded.
Everyday for the last four years he says to me: "Buy crypto." That's like his catchprase to me and it's been going on so long now I even have dreams of him saying it. Well it's more like nightmares: Images of his face getting closer and closer to mine and on each occasion it moves closer he says "Buy crypto" and then I wake up at 6am and relieved to find myself tucked up safely in bed and that it was just a nightmare
I still haven't bought any, though. As long as I get my beers and biryanis after work I'm happy.