Seuss was a genius.
Bed Spreader Bread Spreader
Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds.
Bread Spreaders spread butters on breads.
And that Bed Spreader better
watch out how he’s spreading…
or that Bread Spreader’s
sure going to butter his bedding.
You're not even median.
Remember that when you and your boyfriend butter your bed, tonight.