Imagine if you will, a time when chickens could cross the road without having their motivations come into question.
With the intention of promoting Cdn culture- here are some uniquely Cdn words and phrases- with their local meanings:
Logic: has two meanings., Firstly, as used by a Conservative it is a thought process designed to elicit a sensible and complete understanding of an issue. As used by a LIE-beral, it is a selective process designed to find facts that support a conclusion preferred by LIE-berals- while at the same time suppressing facts which do not fit the preferred LIE-beral conclusion.
Fake News: A body of one sided opinion- falsely masquerading as even handed analysis of a contentious issue and usually presented in support of LIE-beral policy and defended using the LIE-beral version of logic- see above.
Immigrant: Another word with several meanings depending on context. LIE-berals define an immigrant as a person born outside Canada, who has, for one reason or another, decided to become a Cdn citizen. LIE-berals insist that any and all human beings have the capacity to become good Cdn citizens if only we throw enough money their way.
Conservatives consider the LIE-beral definition of an immigrant to be Fake News and typical false LIE-beral logic. The Conservative definition splits immigrants seeking entry to Canada into two groups- those who have the morals, logic, language skills, education and political wisdom to integrate smoothly into our grossly indebted and over taxed economy- and others- selected by LIE-berals primarily for their willingness to support LIE-beral policy regardless of benefit to Canada. The immigrant selected by Conservatives is expected to be useful and helpful to the nation- not so for the LIE-beral candidate.
The immigrant chosen by a Conservative does not harbour hatred of western values and does not have the urge to change western society by violent means. The Conservative immigrant does not wish to end all our long standing economic and military alliances that have kept us safe since before Confederation; nor does he wish to force new alliances on us with nations and military action groups such as Iran, Hezzbollah and Taliban. The Conservative immigrant does not wish to force Sharia Law upon us and thus does not wish to reduce all women to the status of barefoot, pregnant, 18th century chattels. Any potential immigrant who demonstrates support for female genital mutilation, the beating of a woman who is deemed in need of “discipline” by an Imam, honour killings of women who have offended a man, or hatred of Jews will be rejected. Any immigrant chosen by Conservatives, who commits a criminal offense against Canada, will be stripped of citizenship and sent packing after completing a prison sentence.
By comparison, the LIE-beral immigration selection process is much simpler and much more selfish. The LIE-beral cares little for educational prowess nor for any sort of demonstrated habit of logic or religious tolerance in those they select. LIE-berals simply seek out those who can be relied upon to keep voting LIE-beral in future. In fact, LIE-berals consider well educated immigrants with a strong dedication to democracy and capitalism to be fossilized antiques left over from an age now dead and buried. Such success oriented persons who expect to stand on their own feet and reap a just reward for their honest labour have no place in the LIE-beral New Social Order that will arise once the Trudope family destroys what they see as Cdn Imperialism- as defined by father Pierre Trudope.
Islamophobia: A vague body of thought that has yet to be defined. The word was coined by LIE-berals and is used as an insult against persons who do not accept LIE-beral Fake News. Elements of Islamophobia include a fear of Muslim Radical groups who are dedicated to using terror and massacres of civilians to intimidate westerners into obeying the will of the World Wide Caliphate. Other elements of Islamophobia include a fear that Muslims in Canada will follow through with their stated aim of forcing Sharia Law- defined by Muslims as “the most perfect system” onto us- under threat of violence and criminal harassment.
The LIE-beral concept of Islamophobia is a slippery one to nail down- as it also contains personal elements uniquely related to LIE-beral Fake News. For instance, any person who demonstrates hostility to LIE-beral policy is usually referred to as an Islamphobe- it seems to be a verbal shorthand for any person who is defined as an enemy of LIE-berals.
Systemic racism: Another phrase coined by LIE-berals. It refers to Cdns who reject the LIE-beral definition of an immigrant- see above definition. It is also used to describe any person who thinks it is unfair and undemocratic for LIE-berals to have two sets of rules- one set for the general public and another set for friends of LIE-beral party.
Entitlements: That body of perks, pay, pensions and assorted wonderful benefits which are the life blood of LIE-beral society. Such things are NOT available to an ordinary Cdn as there are not enough entitlements in the world to satisfy LIE-berals and thus it is the job of ordinary Cdns to work their lives away in a futile effort to supply all the entitlements that LIE-berals- with their vivid imagination and endless greed can dream up- with NO gravy left over for ordinary people.
Antifa: Another phrase coined by LIE-berals. It is a condensation of the phrase “anti fascist”. Members of Antifa follow LIE-beral logic in all things and consider that any opponent of their entitlements- see above- must be a dangerous fascist.
Fascist: Another word with two meanings. Traditionally a Fascist was a member of the German National Socialist Party created by Adolf Hitler. In more recent times, a fascist may be defined as a person who opposes LIE-beral Fake News and can also be identified as an Islamophobe. The modern “fascist” as envisioned by LIE-berals also opposes the LIE-beral list of entitlements.
NAFTA: Another word with several meanings. Traditionally NAFTA meant the “North American Free Trade Agreement” which was signed by Mexico, United States and Canada. Since the LIE-beral party under its leader- the idiot Boy Justin Trudope came to power- NAFTA has been used as a disparaging title to describe economic and military relations with United States that anti Yankee LIE-berals call unsatisfactory, Our idiot Boy Justin is leading us away from our long standing and healthy association with United States by destroying NAFTA as he seeks to implement the dream of his father Pierre - trying to destroy what Pierre called Cdn Imperialism.
The Trudopes see Imperial threats in all manner of places that other Cdns do not recognize. For instance, Pierre publicly told us that the war against Nazi Germany was “British Imperialism” Pierre also sought to limit our involvement in NATO during the Cold War against Soviet expansion so that American Imperialism would not be encouraged; though he had no fear of Soviet style Imperialism.
LIE-berals are currently engaged in playing silly games with Cdns and with Yankees attempting to re-negotiate NAFTA. Yankees are very worried that LIE-beral immigration will result in Muslim terror cells setting up in Canada and using our land as a base of operations against Yankees and want assurances LIE-berals will not allow such things to occur. LIE-berals refuse to accept that Yankees have any right to force their Islamophobic views on LIE-berals.
Cdns generally recognize that with 3000 dead in World Trade Centre and hundreds more dead in other Muslim attacks, Cdns mostly figure that Yankees have good reason to be fearful,
LIE-berals have discovered that simply sneering Islamophobe” at anybody who complains about LIE-beral stalling tactics used in the NAFTA negotiations will not be enough to protect them from political fallout if LIE-berals persuade Yankees to close the negotiations - and the border.