Widow Hires Exotic Dancers To Perform At Her Husband’s Funeral

[B00Mer]

Widow Hires Exotic Dancers To Perform At Her Husband’s Funeral

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CddPmjzk50

When you lose a loved one, you typically plan for flower arrangements and a graveside service.

In some parts of Taiwan, however, you also have to hire strippers.

Daily Mail reports a woman named “Mrs. Jian” hired exotic dancers to perform a sexy dance around her husband’s casket at Taipei’s Taichung Funeral Home.

The phenomenon is fairly common in the area, and it’s partially designed to draw crowds of mourners to the funeral. In local lore, the more mourners you have, the better quality afterlife you’ll get.

The strippers even have their own method of transportation: “electric flower cars” that are open-air trucks fitted with stripper poles for ease of movement during festivals and funeral processions.

 

[MHz]

So it isn't murder if you hire enough hookers that your cheating old man has a HA in a brothel? How novel. Almost as good as putting poison in your own sandwich to kill the guy who keeps stealing your lunch.

 

[Cliffy]

So it isn't murder if you hire enough hookers that your cheating old man has a HA in a brothel? How novel. Almost as good as putting poison in your own sandwich to kill the guy who keeps stealing your lunch.

Or putting Ex-lax in a chocolate cake to get rid of a house guest who is eating you out of house and home.

 

[Sal]

Or putting Ex-lax in a chocolate cake to get rid of a house guest who is eating you out of house and home.

ew 8O

 

[B00Mer]

So it isn't murder if you hire enough hookers that your cheating old man has a HA in a brothel? How novel. Almost as good as putting poison in your own sandwich to kill the guy who keeps stealing your lunch.

The guys dead already.. WTF?? The strippers are at his funeral..

 

[BaalsTears]

Those are some pretty ****ed up Chinese.

 

[B00Mer]

Those are some pretty ****ed up Chinese.

I think it's a tradition to appease the spirits or some funky sh*t like that..

If You Die in Taiwan, There Will Be Strippers At Your Funeral

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYxOBoHHJ9M

 

[MHz]

Or putting Ex-lax in a chocolate cake to get rid of a house guest who is eating you out of house and home.

****ty deal all around

The guys dead already.. WTF?? The strippers are at his funeral..

Hire the same hookers for a previous visit that was the cause of his death. Doing it after his death is an indication of how often his wifev ****ed him, never as 'in his dreams'.

 

[gopher]

actually this is not new - here is a pic of exotic dancing at a funeral in ancient Egypt:

 

[BaalsTears]

I think it's a tradition to appease the spirits or some funky sh*t like that..

If You Die in Taiwan, There Will Be Strippers At Your Funeral

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYxOBoHHJ9M

I've been to a lot of Chinese funerals over the decades, but I've never even heard of such a weird ritual.

 

[B00Mer]

I've been to a lot of Chinese funerals over the decades, but I've never even heard of such a weird ritual.

Well if I'm on my death bed, I would prefer the dancers before I die.. and maybe a hooker and scotch.

 

[BaalsTears]

Well if I'm on my death bed, I would prefer the dancers before I die.. and maybe a hooker and scotch.

Unfortunately, the final illness doesn't work that way.

 

[Ludlow]

I kinda feel sorry for the widow.

 

[Curious Cdn]

actually this is not new - here is a pic of exotic dancing at a funeral in ancient Egypt:

Ummm.

Those are guys dancing.


(The Egyptians would never have painted clothes on dancing girls!)


Exotic...


I guess.

 

[gopher]

those to the right are girls though it's a bit difficult to tell