Priest Dies, Brought Back to Life and Claims God Is Female

Tecumsehsbones

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It's just modern scientific medicine and good timing, not a miracle. "With the aid of a high-tech machine called LUCAS 2, that kept the blood flowing to his brain..." The natural order has not been suspended in this priest's favour.
Umm. . . Dex? Far be it from me to contradict you, but I'd suggest the natural order has indeed been suspended in this priest's favour. By LUCAS 2, to be specific.
 

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With assisted suicide now OK in Canada, guess we won't be getting the "LUCAS 2" machine anytime soon. Or even the LUCAS 1 for that matter.

If I saw GOD...Think I'd stay.
 

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Hey, there's a question...If you knew 100% that there was a GOD and HEAVEN, would you want to be brought back?...How long would you stay here, on Earth...In the land of the living?

How would that change...everything?

OK, more than 1 question...

Perhaps that's why Big G doesn't reveal Him/Her/...iITts self....;)

Wonder how much longer the Priest will want to live on, now that he knows there IS a GOD?

Hmm?
 

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The doctors were afraid he would have suffered some brain damage from the incident, but he woke up less than 48 hours later and seems to have perfectly recovered."

Being an RC priest, he's already brain damaged.