Sales of jellied eels booming in Britain outside London

[Goober]

What's wrong with fish? There's a lot of difference between eating a fish and eating a slimy mollusc.

Clams, mussels, scallops, I will those that over a deep fried mars bar any day.

 

[Blackleaf]

You and your edible phallic symbols, lol.

You'd be in serious trouble if your p enis looked like a deep-fried Mars bar.

Time to whip yourself round to the nearest clap clinic pronto.

 

[CDNBear]

You'd be in serios trouble if your ***** looked like a deep-fried Mars bar.

Geezus dude, you claim ownership of the language, the least you can do is pretend to understand it.

 

[Blackleaf]

Clams, mussels, scallops, I will those that over a deep fried mars bar any day.

I would eat eel over deep-fried Mars bar.

Mussels are nice, too.

 

[Goober]

You'd be in serious trouble if your p enis looked like a deep-fried Mars bar.

Time to whip yourself round to the nearest clap clinic pronto.

Nice edit Bucky.

 

[Sons of Liberty]

Fancy a deep-fried Mars bar?

I had one of those when I was in Glasgow, I admit it was yummy, but I would probably have died by now if i had greater access to it.

 

[Blackleaf]

Geezus dude, you claim ownership of the language, the least you can do is pretend to understand it.

What's a phallus, then? Is it something you wear?

 

[CDNBear]

What's a phallus, then? Is it something you wear?

Oh so it was the other English word, symbol, that you didn't understand.

Again, you claim ownership of the language, the least you can do is pretend to understand it.

 

[Blackleaf]

Oh so it was the other English word, symbol, that you didn't understand.

Again, you claim ownership of the language, the least you can do is pretend to understand it.

Symbol? Isn't that part of a drum kit?

 

[CDNBear]

Symbol? Isn't that part of a drum kit?

No, that would be a cymbal.

 

[Blackleaf]

No, that would be a cymbal.

Oh. I see.

 

[CDNBear]

Oh. I see.

I doubt it.

 

[Blackleaf]

I doubt it.

So what's a phallic cymbal then?

 

[CDNBear]

So what's a phallic cymbal then?

A musical instrument you would play with?

Or try and eat?

Who knows, you're weird.

 

[Blackleaf]

A musical instrument you would play with?

Or try and eat?

Who knows, you're weird.

You're the weird one. So completely devoid of a sense of humour you wouldn't know one if it came up to you and bit you in the ****.

Jesus.

 

[CDNBear]

You're the weird one. So completely devoid of a sense of humour you wouldn't know one if it came up to you and bit you in the ****.

I'd rather you didn't bite my *** anyways.

As for the humour part, you make me laugh all the time.

 

[Blackleaf]

I'd rather you didn't bite my *** anyways.

As for the humour part, you make me laugh all the time.

Yeah. Definitely devoid of any sense of humour.

Phallic cymbals

 

[CDNBear]

Geezus dude, what is your fascination with places south of the belt bulk?

 

[Blackleaf]

Geezus dude, what is your fascination with places south of the belt bulk?

Just who was it who brought up phalluses? It certainly wasn't me. I was enjoying talking about deep-fried Mars bars.

If you are that interested in them check out the Phallic Cymbals blog which is dedicated to the weird, wonderful, and worrying things we do with our wieners.

OMG, it's a naked blog: Phallic Cymbals [!! omg blog !!]

 

[CDNBear]

Just who was it who brought up phalluses? It certainly wasn't me. I was enjoying talking about deep-fried Mars bars.

Correction, you brought up stonners.

If you are that interested in them check out the Phallic Symbols blog which is dedicated to the weird, wonderful, and worrying things we do with our wieners.

Nobody wants to know what weird things you do with your wiener.