Wal-Mart's New Goal: Sell All the Beer

[L Gilbert]

I'm having an ultrasound in an hour...on my 3rd of 5 glasses of water to have done before I go...I love it...then ya hold it for an hour and some twit presses that glass ball wand down onto your gut to see if you're full...fuk you.

Ultrasound? You preggers?

If you can point out any inaccuracies in what I just said I'll be happy to correct them.

If you can't find any, then what are you whingeing for? Get a sense of humour.

"Whingeing"? Is that the Queen's English or regular English? lol And you all make fun of other people's speech. lol

North America's favourite Carlsberg, a watery 4.8% alcohol

A British and Danish favourite, Special Brew. Originally brewed by Carlsberg to commemorate a visit to Denmark by Winston Churchill in 1950. It was the British who liberated Denmark from German rule on 5th May 1945. In May 1951 two crates of Special Brew were delivered by Denmark to Churchill's London home. Alcohol content 9%.

9%? No wonder you all get snapped after only a handful a beers.
I prefer Tuborg over Carlsberg. Prefer German beers over Danish beers. But then I don't drink to get stupid. I drink to socialize and drink for taste.
lmao British "liberation of Denmark". Not hardly a claim to fame. The resistance basically liberated Denmark and by the time the Brits poked their noses in there was extremely little fight left in the Germans and most of that was dealt with by the resistance.
lmao You Brits sure are legends in your own minds.

haha Just found this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ww2peopleswar/stories/20/a4000320.shtml

 

[Locutus]

Ultrasound? You preggers?

Kidney stone follow-up man. Male abdominal/pelvic. No biggie.

I recommend the transrectal prostate ultrasound however. ;-)

 

[SLM]

I recommend the transrectal prostate ultrasound however. ;-)

Yeah but you're just kinky that way.

 

[L Gilbert]

Kidney stone follow-up man. Male abdominal/pelvic. No biggie.

Ah, preggers. I had a 1 cm one. They used a space type ray-gun on mine to blast it to bits.

I recommend the transrectal prostate ultrasound however. ;-)

I decided against getting preggers ever again. Been eating B-3 (also good for cholesterol), B-6, and B-12 and upping green leafy stuff intake. Ears haven't grown yet.

 

[Locutus]

@ Les: You'll pass stones under 3cm and never know it.

It's the bigger spinier ones that get caught that can cause the pain. I've had 2. I do not recommend that level of pain.



@SLM...The transrectal wand for exterior prostate volume measurement kinda feels like you should pay for it.

 

[SLM]

@SLM...The transrectal wand for exterior prostate volume measurement kinda feels like you should pay for it.

Lol. That's the kinky side of you I know and love.

 

[eh1eh]

If you can point out any inaccuracies in what I just said I'll be happy to correct them.

If you can't find any, then what are you whingeing for? Get a sense of humour.

North America's favourite Carlsberg, a watery 4.8% alcohol

A British and Danish favourite, Special Brew. Originally brewed by Carlsberg to commemorate a visit to Denmark by Winston Churchill in 1950. It was the British who liberated Denmark from German rule on 5th May 1945. In May 1951 two crates of Special Brew were delivered by Denmark to Churchill's London home. Alcohol content 9%.

Don't worry dude there is a Tesco/NHS consortium in the works to create a total retail monopoly in Britain servicing people from birth to death. Good beer all your life.

 

[Nuggler]

Wal-Mart's New Goal: Sell All the Beer



Sal's New Goal: Drink All the Wine


Especially this one:

you can have all of mine: Wine really makes me ill. Just a couple of glasses and I feel like heaving. Funny................er............weird.

Really have tried to like wine, but no go.

:-(

Me and Molson Canadian got a thing going on. yup.:canada: