The Gay Bible

[Locutus]

There's a gay-friendly version of the King James edition dubbed “Queen James Bible.” The new interpretation of the Bible is meant to address homosexuality by updating specific passages from the previous version.

1. Genesis 19:5

KJV: And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
QJV: And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and humiliate them. (Page 21)

2. Leviticus 18:22

KJV: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination.
QJV: Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind in the temple of Molech: it is an abomination. (Page 75)

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The Gay Bible

 

[tay]

'Ex-Gay' Christian writer finds he's still 'Got The Gay'



Matt Moore is once again in the limelight, though this time around it's of his own accord.

Moore, an "ex-gay" blogger who's written for the Christian Post, had his profile for Grindr— a mobile app popular with the gay community used for quick hookups — outed earlier this week by LGBT rights blogger Zinnia Jones. Jones says she came across Moore's account after one of her readers tipped her about it. That same day, Moore confirmed that the profile belonged to him.

On Wednesday, the seemingly disgraced Moore took to his own personal blog to give a more detailed account of what happened.


"Despite my recent hypocritical behavior and disobedience to Christ, I stand firmly in saying that the Word of God, in totality, is true in every matter it addresses: including the sin of homosexual behavior."

In an interview with the Christian Post, the beleaguered "ex-gay" blogger also claims that he's taking precautionary measures that he hopes will prevent him from doing this again.

"I have sold my computer and have had someone put a lock on my phone where I cannot download apps or access the Internet through a non-filtered browser," he said.

But even he admits that this might not solve everything.

"Ultimately, this isn't the solution. My heart being captured by the grace of God and brought into humble obedience is the solution. But not taking precautions is dumb, so these are the precautions I have taken."


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[Sal]

"Ultimately, this isn't the solution. My heart being captured by the grace of God and brought into humble obedience is the solution. But not taking precautions is dumb, so these are the precautions I have taken."

I find this young man's approach sad. How can he possibly deny himself sex for the rest of his life?

Well, maybe he can, plenty of other religious people do it for one reason or another so I guess he is no different. People do take vows of chastity which is essentially what he has done.

 

[Cliffy]

I find this young man's approach sad. How can he possibly deny himself sex for the rest of his life?

Well, maybe he can, plenty of other religious people do it for one reason or another so I guess he is no different. People do take vows of chastity which is essentially what he has done.

For many, it is taking marriage vows that leads to involuntary chastity.

 

[Sal]

For many, it is taking marriage vows that leads to involuntary chastity.

pffffffffffft too funny and yes, so I have heard!

 

[gerryh]

For many, it is taking marriage vows that leads to involuntary chastity.

sucks to be them.

 

[Cliffy]

sucks to be them.

From what I heard, they don't even get that.

 

[damngrumpy]

It is just ridiculous, in this day and age that people get caught up living in a book
a book that is a couple of thousand years old at that. People have to start thinking
for themselves. At first I thought the Gay Bible thing was a take off on an old joke
I heard once.
The Gay Bible should have started out with
"In the Beginning there was Adam and Steve.