Philosophical, apparently, though as a one word label it's a fair description of my whole personality.
As a drunk though, it's not true. As a drunk, what I usually am is first hilarious (well, at least *I* think so), then sleepy. And as long as we're on the general subject of drinking and drunkenness, I'd like to go on record as stating that the best drink in the world is a single malt Scotch at least 12 years old, and preferably 18, and it's an absolute crime against humanity that the stuff is so damnably expensive. If it weren't for usurious sin taxes it'd be $3 a liter. And the second best drink in the world is Dexter's home made wine. I can make stuff as good as anything you can buy off the shelf, for a tenth the cost. In fact, I'm sipping a glass of Chateau Sinister right now, a fine dark Merlot the colour of rubies... mmmmmmmm...